This is a lost art. Somebody think of the kids, and teach them about the flaming bag of shit.

Owner. You are the Owner.

I'm the sort of person to whom these are offered, often. ;) My mission in life, pissin off the religulous.

I'm the parent of a genius girl who has been STEM tracked by our school admin. It took a TON of teacher meetings, counselor meetings, and letter of reason writing to get her into Home Ec at her school. Since she's like a math unicorn, and Home Ec is not considered 'college track'....ridiculous! I agree with the…

Ok, here is what I think is going on: when you are doing PVI, even really vigorously, the mushroom shape of the penis head scoops some stuff back out with each thrust (air, lubricants, etc), and also each thrust is potentially just a little puff. With the problematic embolism risk, a large pocket of air is being…

I read that and immediately thought EMBOLISM. Y'all vaginas out there, DO NOT blow up in ya or let anyone else do so. That shit'll kill ya.

Heh-he bears a strong resemblance to Chas Bono.

did you get a load of the 'grass fed cheese' one?

These really illustrate that thing about how you end up wearing your soul on your face. Laugh, smile, blowjob~anything but those angry elevens, please!

I have a flipside: old friend with whom I had a slow burn going for years. We finally were in the same state at the same party, and the time was right, cue music. Ye Gods and Goddesses, my friend was smaller than my pinkie. the first 2 joints of my pinkie. Wahwahwaaaahhhhhh.

She looks like a real bitch, too.

When I Am An Old Woman, I Shall Dress Like Endorra.

Endorra. That is all.

I am in love with this comment. I wish I could do a thigh hang. *sigh*

I respect what you are doing, and feel better for doing the same. We've had an ongoing convo since my wee bit was a way wee bit, and every time she asks me a straightforward question about the tough things, my heart sings a little song. We've been talking lately about how common sexual assault is, and how to avoid…

So do you think it is OK for me (mom, cool mom, but still) to purchase a vibrator for my adolescent? I asked my sis and some friends, everyone was all "EW!", but I think it would be all right. Got my back?

So, you've met my mom, then.

I had a roommate (years ago, I swear) who rebuild an Indian over the winter. In the living room. On the white carpet.

Related...what is up with the necklace on the toddler thing? I don't have little ones around right now so don't follow mommy trends-is it a mala? some sort of status thing? just a fashionable choking hazard? Please, I've been seeing them all over the place, and cannot grok.

That 'aw-shucks' shit is a dangerous canard~this man knows exactly the shape and scope of the power he holds. He does not give a fuck about you, or anyone outside his circle. Arrogant with the ironclad heart of the (self)righteous.