Also, stop acting like there’s some escalator etiquette by which people are obligated to squeeze to one side to let you pass. That’s just something in your head.

Did you miss the part where I said I was running between terminals to catch a flight? I would literally have waited many hours and spent many hundreds of dollars to get my connecting flight if I hadn’t been running.

*weeks later
“He’s right, there are no public staircases!”

Funny thing... just 2 days ago I was sprinting between two terminals to a connecting flight. There was a loooooong ass set of stairs, with an almost empty escalator next to it. I sprinted past two slowly moving people to get there first (they had plenty of room). I was moving fast up the escalator, and when I got to…

If someone is so scared of being passed on escalators why don’t they use the elevators?

Stay to the right and shut the fuck up. It’s not a fucking amusement park ride. Some of us have trains to catch and places to be.

Standing to one side is a thing, not just “in our heads”, really not sure why this is such a big issue, let people walk if they want lol, noone is pushing people off the escalator so they can walk up it

“the real staircases that are available nearby 95% of the time” <- not in my experience. 

“So this guy being involved in the drug game doesn’t undermine or invalidate his actions in the Guyger trial,” where, amazingly, his status as the biggest mary jane supplier south of the Denton County line NEVER ONCE CAME UP.

But there’s a difference between being in good shape and being able to run for any length of time at a respectable pace. I’ve met many gym rat lifters that wouldn’t be able to do a 1/4 mile without acting like they were having a heart attack.

I’ve died on this saucy hill before and I’ll gladly do it again — quit buying jars of tomato sauce! You have to boil the water to make the pasta, so let’s be honest: this isn’t a time issue. A can of crushed tomatoes, some olive oil, some freeze dried garlic and spices — these are all easy things to keep around. Just…

Speaking as a trans person, I have not seen that it’s insulting to trans/NB folks. With that said, I’m not pan or bi, so my definitions will definitely be secondhand and not as reliable as coming straight from the source. One thing I will say is that there’s a difference between what I’ve heard people say (“I identify…

I never once said I was unable. I am simply unwilling to bother explaining it to someone who clearly doesn’t care, to someone who isn’t having a conversation in good faith. That’s the difference. But that’s probably a little over your head, too.

It seems like you might have missed the mark here. The folks I know who ID as pan do so because they feel like the “bi” in bisexual implies that they are really only into folks in the binary, and that excludes trans folks who are nonbinary. While this show’s explanation of pansexuality may have implied that trans…

I think there’s another consideration that Salty didn’t mention here and that’s the fact that this is in a town with a population of 20k. And yeah, not all smallish towns are the same, but in my experience, finding a good restaurant becomes increasingly difficult as the town size decreases. Now, 20k is large enough…

Marc is an asshole who knows he shouldn’t be.

Essentially: “You are not allowed to talk about my art unless you are heaping glowing praise upon it.”

It’s such a great juxtaposition between Maron & Phillips- One guy, who spent decades failing until he succeeded, and looks at adverse response as an opportunity to hone & improve. The other guy is Todd Phillips.

There’s something really ironic about people who want to make edgy, provocative comedy and expect mainstream success and undivided acclaim for it.

It’s sort of like if nine out of ten medical experts told you to never bash in you skull with a hammer, they’d say “But what about that one who said it’s okay? I’m gonna trust him because he must know something the others don’t!”