At first I thought the "Hopelessly Partisan" thing was a gag, but then I zoomed in on the image, and by god it's right there. And then I chuckled. And then I realized that 40% of the country will believe it. And then I got a headache.

I literally just explained why. Vapers act like assholes and vape where they shouldn’t far more often than smokers. Nobody pulls out a cigarette in a restaurant or movie theater and just lights up. And even in places where they’re technically legally allowed but social norms discourage it, smokers generally at with…

If a cigarette smoker has the audacity to fucking light up in the middle of a restaurant patio, then goddamn yes they deserve the same treatment.

According to Marco Rubio that wasn’t a real request.

They aren’t the majority. They’re just the loudest voices.

Agree.  Smoke smell vs something that smells like Willy Wonka’s farts.

Will the waitstaff also smack the back of the vapist’s head for me? Because that’s really what I want, but I already tucked the tablecloth into my shirt.

So. Bunch of people are like, oh boy, how about all these crimes we’re doing, one guy says NOT CRIMES ALSO LET’S NOT TEXT ABOUT THE CRIMES and Trump’s case is closed.

This is how literally every single security camera system in the world works. Also how your dashcam can record if your ca is hit while stationary and unoccupied. Record constantly and overwrite unless an event occurs where you need to keep the recording.

That was going to be my guess. She has that “pissed off because a Tesla asshole stole a parking spot they weren’t signalling for or showing intent to pull into in any way and now has walk an extra 25 feet” look.

Um, Joe Biden allowed his son to do something? Allowed? ALLOWED his 40-something song to accept a job offer? Good lord and sweet baby jeebus, in what universe is it even remotely reasonable to talk as though Biden should have control over what a grown man does for a living?

The question is, which Chumbawumba song was it?  Oh, wait.

It’s amazing that, at her age, her plans are quite firm.

Truth is always a defense to defamation and well, I wouldn’t put money up against “Elizabeth Warren fucks” is all I’m saying.  

That Warren tweet about actually being a Cougar (of the Houston variety) is magical.

it is unfortunate that Warren is wearing out our nation’s critical young stud reserves

OBLIGATORY:

To be fair, science says that anyone raised in an ethnically homogenous environment has difficulty telling faces apart for other ethnicities. This builds into an overall empathy gap for anyone outside the community they were raised in.

Right? As if failsons of prominent US politicians haven’t been landing cushy job titles on the backs of their last names since the dawn of time. Is this kind of nepotism-adjacent behavior questionable? Yeah, probably. But politicians’ offspring has been the US’s top export for the last 100 years or so.

My parents live on 71_1/2 street. It’s a nightmare. Sometimes you have to enter it 71 1/2 street, sometimes 71.5 street, sometimes 71st 1/2 street. Not just for ordering food, but for anything. It fucking sucks.