I saw this “back in the day” when it was new....left it with my “Ex” along with every material thing we had accumulated over 14 years together since I knew I would be able to afford to buy anything I wanted within a short period of freedom and she would likely always be poor........although I think she may now have a…

That’s a techique taught at Maaco School of Arts. 

“Please Sir, I want some more.” 

Maybe God isn’t into art. Maybe he is more of a sports person.

It may have more to do with where the school system is purchasing the food (and what they’re willing to pay) than to the hygiene of the kitchen.

I hope it’s not because the cops were attempting to get free food. Years ago, I worked at a Mickey D’s and cops would always want their food comp’d. A new manager refused, and they suggested that he would be in trouble if robbed. He stuck to the no-comp rule.

Imagine being a vegan, brown, queer cop trying to improve the system from inside. Not being able to buy a snack when you you really need one because someone only sees the badge and the vile, horrific history behind that badge but doesn’t see the person.

Is it bad that the most unbelievable part of this story is the idea that a couple of cops would be patronizing a vegan taco truck in the first place?

Fuck the police.

Does anyone look good coming out of this story?

Rhymes with hinge. Irish people use it too. Ir/Br people will use whinge instead of whine it seems 90 percent of the time. Growing up I always thought of it as a slangy variation of whine.  Always used disparagingly, ha.   But then whine nearly always has a negative connotation too. 

In Russia, Vladimir Putin googles you. 

This is it. The way Alex Jones has been sold to me before by co-workers is always the softer, “trust me I get it” approach. “He’s obviously a nutter, but every now and then he says some things that really make sense that other people aren’t talking about!” It’s a la carte bullshit and hatred.

Open a pirate site and type in the title. Hilariously, screeners went out for Academy Award consideration so that’s how it leaked online.

Exactly. Perhaps a semi-Freudian semi-slip there on DI Fowler’s part. I’m sure they meant “it suggests it’s okay for creepy old men to pursue very young women”.

She means that Nicki has cultivated a persona that she’s not the type who would back down from a fight and that persona is for entertainment purposes only and not grounded in reality whereas Cardi purports herself to be 100% authentic. It’s a common dichotomy in hip hop feuds.

Refractory period after pornography. I'm gonna need a minute. It was weird pornography. 

I have a coworker who is absolutely nuts for the guy. They had to separate our lunches and also tell him to use headphones because he would listen to InfoWars so loudly on his phone. He’s also got several bumper stickers on his family van. Everytime he mentions something he “saw on the news,” I have to assume it’s…

White woman on my job wanted to touch my hair.
She said, “It looks so soft.”
I said, “Can I rub on your pregnant belly?”
“No.”
“See? Same thing.”