I am about to say something heretical here : I don’t find Patton Oswalt that funny.

Must’ve been interesting coming from a guy who looks like a hobbit.

Think of the average person, and then realize that 1/2 of the people are dumber than that. It is absolutely 0 surprise a quarter of the adults in this country are dumb enough to vote for Trump.

Yeah, a lot of MAGAs in rural areas are going to be hit hard if SNAP is cut, or if work requirements are added. (Tho you can bet the Senate will add all sorts of exemptions for desirable poors.) May also further harm farmers, by removing a fair bit of cash from the food-buying public. The famous Government Cheese…

Cooler heads must prevail.

This is literally a Dave Chappelle bit. What the fuck.

“Now, if something happens to me, I’m going to be too scared to call police because I’m afraid it will end in a tragedy.”

Do Cops live in a shitty 1980's action film? Is everyone out to get them? 

Received an email this morning with instructions for eligible military retirees on how to go about getting a Retirement Certificate signed by a living President other than Trump.

I remember back when George W Bush did irreparable damage to the Republican brand, and the 8 years of tantrums that followed before culminating in electing Mean Reagan to tear the world down.

White collar crime, white collar evidence: computers, phones, receipts, bills, photos, banking statements.

Sad thing is that money could have gone to a seriously nice drug rehab center then afterwards set the guy up in a nice rental and job etc.

Letting “Trump be Trump” could mean nuclear war.  Thanks, but no thanks.

All I do is think about them.

First they came for the gay frogs, and I said nothing, because I ate this big bowl of chili, so I forgot about it. My bad.

See! Twitter’s 2, 967 Strike Policy does work!

It’s circumstantial, but I’d say one of his quotes from the previous article about this story qualifies as supporting evidence to your theory:

Which one is the homeless guy? The guy in the background is the scarier looking of the two men.

How so?

The good news from this (such as it is) is that Trump is now going to go absolutely apeshit hounding his cabinet and aides and staff to figure out who this person is, and it will distract him from the usual damage he’d be doing.