Calm down Sheldon.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

Don’t forget “that’s the word they use”.

A person uses that kind of language that openly, with two or more other people as witnesses? Yeah that fucker drops Nbombs like a redneck spits skoal. Little piles of his verbal fucking diarrhea all over the goddamn place. You know that every motherfucker on that school board has heard him drop it, probably daily.

I have issues with the title of your article. Let me fix that for you!

Administrators at Buford City Schools, which is 46 percent minority according to Public School Review, has not responded to The Root’s request for comment

They gave him the option of pressing charges and he didn’t take it!

Funny how “let’s not waste time with such trivia” doesn’t seem to apply to brown people.

I live in this neighborhood and fully support spending my tax dollars on prosecuting criminals, troll.

It’s not a waste to teach people that theft has consequences. She wouldn’t have returned it if she didn’t think she was busted. She will likely have to pay a fine to help recoup those costs.

As a Kings County resident in the City of New York, I welcome this moderate use of my tax dollars. 

She needs a few more days to pass before she can claim the incident ruined her life and that she is being tortured because of an honest mistake. 

1. Shut up, Cletus

Freshman year of college me and my roommates went out trying to bond. 6 of us total and I was the only black girl, four of the girls are white and the other girl was EA trans racial adoptee w/ white parents. They went on and on about all the shit they used to steal and from where. I was quietly listening, and then one…

When is she going on the Today Show to whitesplain all of this?

Yo! People often don’t believe me when I tell them that this a real, actual thing for white girls, so I direct them to the “lifting” tag/community on tumblr. It’s overrun with white girls posting their “hauls,” i.e. the literal thousands of dollars of mostly cosmetic products they have stolen.  Sometimes they are even…

The colonizer/gentrified “discovered " the topiary dog.

I think I should get a cut of that check....and Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Les Miserables would have been a lot shorter if Jean Valjean would have just explained that he didn’t know the bread was a sentimental item.

To be fair, pornstars have gotten a lot of people through hard times.