Yeah, I guess I feel like, based on the odd behavior of the judge and the huge burden of paperwork larded onto the jurors that this is a win. Felonies are good.

I can’t stress enough how very legal it is.

Its not happening. We are stuck with Trump until 2020. Mark it down, dude.

Come on - the real question is: How much should I tip for the water my dog drank?

Look, you can improve Kinja all you want, but the comments will still be the same.

I’m in NPS and just want to say we don’t employ security guards, so they were either contracted from some company or were rangers that every article I can find on this keeps describing incorrectly.

The best part of these conversations are when someone brings up the US links to the rise of Hussein and Bin Laden like they are about to blow someone's mind. Here's another one you can keep under your hat to prove your basic understanding of world history: in the first half of the 1940s, the US supported STALIN. 

Yeah, this seems like a pretty big deal even to someone who has no experience in that system. McRaven flat out said Trump is a bad leader. He said Trump has embarrassed the country. Here’s the whole letter for anyone who can’t read it:

This is so Fox News. Who even caught this? It couldn’t have been one of their viewers. Their viewers wouldn’t know the difference between “those colored lady singers that my granddaughter listened to on the Ed Sullivan”

And, damn, there goes her only Black Friend™. 

Imagine being the person who married the ugliest one out of all the Trumps.

That’s the root of 90% of the Trump Campaign and Administration’s problems. These people aren’t professionals, they didn’t surround themselves with professionals, and it turns out that running the country and a Presidential campaign like the Fifth Avenue Clampetts is a good way to end up on everyone’s shitlist. It’s…

“...we formed a sisterhood bond that is unlike any I have experienced in my life.”

It’s not like she wasn’t warned.

“I hope it’s all worth it for you, Omarosa,” Lara’s statement concludes. “Because some things you just can’t put a price on.”

You want us to stop mocking this guy?

They’re in the comments, though.

When you stand on the far right, everything else is a leftist slant.

Better lock everyone up just to be sure.

Of course you’re not enemies of the people. The people, however, are enemies of you.