“Not sure what’s more wild: that a guy did this while facing over a dozen federal probes right now, mostly for things related to being a tacky dipshit, or that he firmly believes he has a political future waiting for him back in Oklahoma right now.”

As a native Oklahoman, I can guarantee you he has a political future…

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor

I know, right, fuck what you’re wearing, ya money’s green.

Have norms ever stopped conservatives before?

“There’s a proverb about Canadian girlfriends?”

Former English teacher at the whitest school in Huntsville.

lol another shining example of the master race

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit rusty. But I think this means he’ll be transferred to a new parish, be racist there, and then get transferred again, ad infinitum.

Hundreds of people showed up to remember Agnes Hicks, but it ended abruptly when someone knocked over and damaged the church’s sacred golden cup

As someone familiar with the true size of even large RV bathrooms, I’m amused by the use of angles and lenses to create the illusion of extra size/space in that picture.

Oh and don’t forget the narrative that all the folks crossing the border are really criminals and gang members who are using children to get across. When it’s not that one, it’s that the people crossing are terrible, criminally neglectful parents for bringing their children along at all. It’s all very much in line…

I’d love to have an RV and travel the country on a whim. But no part of that dream of freedom includes living in a compound with a bunch of fancy assholes.

If you’re filing a personal injury lawsuit, waiting until near the end of the statute of limitations will often help maximize your recovery.  It’s a lot easier to recover for prior damages (such as medical bills, pain & suffering, etc.) rather than estimating future damages.  So waiting two years means she has two…

I hateeeee how true this is

That number is ridiculous, and it’s because it is based on surveys. Like “How many times did you use your gun to prevent a crime in the past year?” “Well, I heard a funny noise the other night, got my gun out and went downstairs; the home invader must have gotten scared and run away, so I’ll count that.” More…

With a face that just seamlessly blends into his neck. White power?

Oh no, he ain’t getting off that easy. Old dude been around long enough to know betta. Plus, he’s a teacher! I’m sure during his tenure, he observed who did and did not say that sort of thing. If he’s that ignorant, no way should he be teaching anybody anything. Wypipo just can’t be that dumb, can they? If so, stop…

soft and squishy so you don’t hurt your hand when you punch his face.

In the words of beloved poetess Kimberly Denise Jones, “If I were you, I’d hate me too!”

Master(bator) race?