45 minutes for a $300 four course meal is pretty fast. You don’t usually go to expensive upscale restaurants to just have a quick bite and then leave, you go there for the experience and I would expect something like described above to at least last two hours.

We recently went to a Dutch one star restaurant for a…

Wait, your friends showed up 20 minutes late for a reservation at a busy restaurant on a Friday, yet they still held your reservation, yet you’re pissed at the restaurant and not your asshole friends for feeling rushed?

Honestly, that’s far fewer than I would’ve expected.

Come with me if you want to live (through this obviously farcical hypothetical that you’re currently ruining).

That’s about 300k worth of degrees in tuition alone on this one piece of shit. Who doesn’t even appear to be using them, but sells dog weed insted.

We’re too snobby for monocles and top hats. It’s cravats, waistcoats, Hessian boots (only during the day!) and pantaloons or it’s not worth our time.

Roseanne Conner joins Trump administration after departure of Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Explains she took the job to spend less time with her family.

Ahhhhhhh! hahaha.

She’s a nazi at heart. She meant it in the biggest go fuck off libtards way.

You know how kids sometimes try to get out of doing chores by doing them very badly? Maybe she figures if she keeps fucking up their PR, they’ll stop bothering her with these things.

It’s just a short marketing stunt.  Though they do breakfast at all hours, they’re trying to boost the non-breakfast traffic.

It’s an enormously stupid thing for a first lady to wear any time, anywhere. Period. It’s for fucking petulant teenagers.

Oh, yeah - she just grabbed this out of her closet, as some of her sycophants are claiming. So she cares so little about her position and her image that she even HAS anything like this in her White House wardrobe?

It’s still a highly odd choice for a First Lady who is in her late 40's. Like how did it even make it into her wardrobe? Or within ten miles of DC?

What was the function?  No matter where she was going, it was still 8 billion degrees in DC today (just another beautiful DC day) and no one needed a coat. 

Can you.

I hate the two-party system, and it’s also stupid for people to vote third party as it stands today. Those aren’t incompatible thoughts. Third parties are simply not viable in a winner-takes-all system. This merely splits the vote (look at why Democrats in California were afraid this latest primary when it had too…

Hurwitz: “We thought having a 5th season was a good idea.”

You calling someone else sanctimonious is rich.

Remember earlier this morning when another user gave you constructive criticism on how to be more likable and you seemed like you may have actually taken their words to heart? What happened in the few hours since then?