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OH GOD, THEY’RE ALL BAD!

bootylicious is spelled with a y. this is extremely serious business

and, frankly, your published film criticism at the time was lacking nuance. yeah i said it!

I am dad,   So is Mom!

yeah burneko it’s a normal review find a new slant

Wait, other people think about algebra when they DON’T want to be aroused?

A fucking cartoon? Like hentai?

More like, incredible AMIRITE?!1

Poll after poll consistently tell us that 28-40% of people are assholes.

Shaw then shocked audiences by passing the award onto Paul Rudd, saying, “I just really like Ant-Man.”

Exactly. Not only they don’t give a fuck, but they are just getting started. This should hardly be a surprise to anyone who has been paying attention in the last 3 years.

Dear Salty Waitress,

Or literally any trip to the concessions stand at any sporting event or concert, ever.

Seriously. Never leave a paper trail.

I wouldn’t have fired her for being a passive aggressive asshole and a walking health hazard, I would have fired her for thinking this was something she could get away with, and that the risk would be worth it.

Look, Sam has a serious drinking problem. This job is part of his work-release program after he ran a busload of nuns off a cliff. Give the guy a break.

MTV was showing Run DMC videos as far back as King of Rock. The videos for “Walk This Way” and “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (to Party)“ were practically played non-stop when they came out (again, about seven years before 1993).

She has a good life, but maybe she... also cares about other people’s lives? Just going out on a limb here.

Responding as she did to a “comedy questionnaire” *is* the humor.