I also encountered this over the long weekend where the wife and I drove almost 1,000 miles round trip.

Technically the letter writer isn’t asking about specials at all. I don’t know why this writer chose to pretend that he or she did.

Angry tweets about Lonnie G. Bunch coming in 5....4.....3.....

Today I participated in Chicken Sandwich Mania 2019 by eating Jollibee for the first time. It has a tarter-sauce-like topping that is savory and weird and made me feel all funny inside.

Your mom’s a art.

...he chose ethics and integrity. Alas, the principles have evaporated and he seems quite entitled. He’s morphed into a version of the monster he (presumably) loathed.

Also, it sounds like by giving the questionnaire at the porn expo they may have done a pretty bad job at concealing the purpose of the study. If the questionnaire is all about women Jimmy McPorndog could easily read a little and say “OK, this is a test of whether people who like porn are sexist, got it!”

Maybe this is fine? If you can document cases of real crimes that they are intentionally slow-walking and not pursuing, that’s one thing, but if they’ve stopped grabbing people off the street for minor infractions a la Eric Garner that’s actually a desirable outcome.

Yeah, one of the questions I have here is whether somebody else financed this lawsuit a la Peter Theil.

“She called my vanity license plate inscrutable!”

So if someone records it, and the joke bombs or it’s incomplete and then posts it on the internet, it essentially ruins the joke.

Yeah, if the show didn’t have an announcement at the beginning it’s on the venue.  Teenage kids in particular always assume it’s fine, and you have to explicitly tell them otherwise.  Complaining about it from the stage is never going to work to your advantage, just like nobody wants to hear a musician rant about bad…

Essentially pulling out your phone during a comedy show is...releasing it before it’s ready. Comedians, unlike most entertainers have to practice in front of an audience.

“There’s a bad history of being analogized to insects that goes back to a lot of totalitarian regimes in the past,” Stephens said on MSNBC Tuesday.

I don’t think Uber is meant to be a full time gig...

There was one guy who did claim my pics were “better than the Fappening.” I’m not sure how he gets the internet in prison.

“Tough shit...I’m not giving up my Constitutional rights..”

When I post my nudes it’s always to preemptively neutralize the hackers, but nobody appreciates that. Everyone is just like “gross!”

Laura was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn’t stop to think about whether she should.

I mean, it’s a reminder that letting civilians have handguns is a bad idea. Once you decide you are suicidal, taking others with you becomes just a fun bonus option. If you blame your ex, your boss, or society-at-large for your problems there’s really nothing stopping you.