For every great thing the free market produces, 10 things fail!  Sure, it sucks for that one family but YOU benefit in the long run.

UCONN also has a husky mascot, Jonathan XIV

Sure.

Yeah, the bit where the owner is bragging about “beating” other water-park operators really does read like a Trump quote. “You are now being bested by a guy in Kansas. Not even Texas, okay — Kansas is number one.”

Disruptors gotta disrupt. Also, though, you gotta thank Arizona for letting them use the public roads as they pleased. This was a sadly predictable result.

I believe the Uber was (somehow) doing 48 in a 45.

Again, how often do you encounter something dead stopped on the highway?

Yeah, in the least you would want the car to detect this ped as a foreign object on the road and slow down, just like you do when you see debris in the next lane over. Even if you probably aren’t going to hit it, you know it’s a hazardous situation.

so that you can pound trump

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Murray was the only character on that show that I really liked.

Yeah, wouldn’t it be nice if somebody with name recognition still started small with the intention of working their way up.

Honestly I think eating in the same place every day would drive me absolutely insane within a week. I am driven by FOMO and always want to mix it up. When I’m out at a nice place one of my favorite topics of conversation is about other nice places I’d like to try.

Direct Message (which is what private messages are called on Twitter, apparently.)

Yeah, you gotta wonder what Donnie tells his sons about women.  I would bet he has a fair amount of opinions on the subject.

Yeah, the co-op apartment model is indeed a nightmare. The illusions of “ownership” and “democracy” just encourage people to get in each other’s business and regulate their neighbors’ behavior to an absurd degree. It’s one thing to get screwed by “a single entity that doesn’t give a shit about you” at HamNo puts it,…

I guess my takeaway from this story is that if you didn’t live through the Purple Rain-Sign O The Times era it is possible to not “get” Prince.

Meh, schizophrenia’s kind of funny, I guess. I’m more into personality disorders myself.

Eric Stoltz had no idea the cameras were rolling when they shot this footage of his boobs and/or butt.

Look, I just need to know if any animated dogs buy it in the course of this movie. If they don’t, I’m probably in. If we get more deadpan dog deaths I’m out. I don’t care how you developed your character or whatever, just gimme this one piece of information.

(Hmm, he doesn’t seem to get the joke, but maybe this is a joke reponse?  Calculating...calculating...)