followed by Wedding Crashers II Based on a Novel by Party Down

Party Down: The Movie

I don’t get why people think Puerto Rico deserves the same federal spending as places that actually pay income tax. They pay about 4 billion in Federal taxes a year?

Nah, the new spin is “how dare you politicize this thing.” From the President who is willing to be a dick about absolutely everything.

Yeah, I’m surprised by how millenials prefer YouTube over any audio-based platform. I teach music, and it seems like my students choose YT over Spotify by about 10:1. (And none of them use Google Music, heh.)

Yeah, some dickhead in the grays wrote me a response going on about how his ex-wife was a lying, selfish bitch. It’s remarkable how so many women just want to extort money from poor old Bill.

“...and let my kids get beaten up every single day of their lives by a tabloid press that would sit there...”

Wake up Sheeple, the man in that photo isn’t even Trump. He’s been having Regis Philbin stand in as president for months.

did 2017 really need refresher movies about OJ Simpson...

Yeah, they hit the back of his car with an object and there was more than one person there on the street, therefore he feared for his life, and as we learned with Zimmermann it is the unprovable claims of a subjective mental state that count, not any kind of actual threat. I can see them trying that defense. Fuck…

They should do a special 10 minute song and dance number where the simulated corpse of Harvey is burned on stage while opera singers scream.

Logically, the only way your put-down makes any kind of sense is if you also have your own TV show. Otherwise you are just a guy spending his time arguing with some anonymous non-TV-show-having person on Jezebel. How sad is that?

Together, that’s a coalition of more than half the country.

Nothing’s working and it’s scaring the hell out of us.

Everyone’s childhood is a lie.

My guess would be that it doesn’t pay anything yet, because the Scaramucci Post is not real?

That shitty tile job keeps him grounded. It’s the details like that that make him a Real American.

Yeah, these guys kick all kinds of ass.

Remedial question: Why is Rand there?

So what should he do (and please do not assume that I’m taking his side because I’m asking the question)