Yeah, this is what the "performance art" claim sounds like to me - it's just like all the people who think "satire" means saying a bunch of random offensive shit.

Your mom was pretty loosey-goosey after I used her poetically.

Suicide pact. Killed themselves by mixing pop rocks and coke.

Your bags will find their way
Just give it time.

Yeah, this is actually a good point. A lot of the media (and I would include the NYT in with this) is wasting breath anticipating shit that hasn't happened yet, which just gives them an opportunity to spin while they do a half-assed job.

I do think that "the chocolate cake interview" would make a nice historical touching point for how terrible a President Trump is. There is just something so disturbing about how he can't shut up about the details of that fucking dessert while talking about an act of war, and then of course he flubs the name of the…

Nope, Tig Notaro is a psychopath. She's trying to murder you. If it worked it would be the perfect crime, really.

More like Don't Bore Us for Pete's Sake amirite?

Well, one reason it keeps showing up is that it gets a hilarious reaction from people who are inordinately upset by an internet rumor that isn't actually hurting him in any way.

I found it telling that Dan recently said that the column began as a joke and was never intended to be his whole career. And the joke was specifically that he would treat his straight letter writers the same way that conventional columnists treated gay people.

Well, Dan often cuts corners out of laziness, boredom, or for humorous effect. I don't think he's really asserting that the man is definitely bi and wants a threesome so much as he's trying to shake up a letter writer who, when presented with obvious evidence that her guy is adequately hetero, is still dumb enough to…

Meh, I am in NYC and love the pizza here, but still find that there are some viable regional styles and little shops making good pies all over. You really gotta seek 'em out, though. Probably helps that I was not born and raised here so I can wrap my brain around other styles.

Are we really that confident that he's a truly great surgeon, at this point? Could be mostly hype. (Yes, I know, something something conjoined twins.)

Right, because deploying sarin on a somewhat small amount of people is certainly horrible but it just isn't worse than the Holocaust. Hitler didn't technically do anything exactly like it, but he didn't do lots of things.

I do think it is plausible that Ivanka and Jared have talked him into this gambit. (They are the most obvious candidates). He probably thinks he can get Russia out of Syria and still be the best of friends with Putin, because he's so great at "making deals."

It's like the typical dumbfuck on the internet who starts with a stupid premise and continues to argue it into the ground, despite getting owned in every single rejoinder (i.e. lots of us at one time or another).

Yeah, this is my thought as well. Do mid-flight phone calls even work?

In my new 'hood, which is a lot more diverse than the previous, I see a lot more people walking the street and having phone conversations via headphone/mic setups. I wonder (a) who the hell are all these people talking to and (b) how do I get a sweet setup like theirs.

But isn't is a little disturbing that the technician who made the spectrograph is on record as hating redheads? And look at how he analyzed the song from an MP3, there are compression artifacts everywhere! Ladies and gentleman of the jury, the runtime of Photograph is 3:15, whereas the purported source of this…

Yeah, the bad publicity (from "just posting the video to facebook") hurts United far more than any other action possibly could. How do you not get that?