Or if it is not viable to do this with the employees (sounds like maybe it wasn't), then do it for the bumped passengers.

Yeah, I have Amazon prime for the shipping, but mostly don't bother to watch the video because they won't do chromecast, either.

They are so weirdly satisfying. I've got Moh Lhean loaded up in the listening list, but it'll take a while to get to it. (I've got an anal-retentive system that forces me to listen to everything I buy, like, a lot.)

"Over time, he became just a hateful, bitter old man and his material was just an angry internet rant."

Oranges have Vitamin C, and Picasso went through his blue period.

The documentary "The Corporation" argues that if a corporation is a person, it's actually diagnosable as a psychopathic person. Thought it was a cheap gimmick at first, but by the end of the film I was sold on it.

But it sucks better than anywhere else. If you can suck it here, you'll suck it anywhere.

Yeah, most of these authors are clearly too young to have been going to good movies in the 90s. The 90s were the high-water mark for Style Monsters like Tarantino, Lynch, Wes Anderson, and the Coens. Stylish postmodern shit ftw. Pulp Fiction, Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway, Rushmore, Barton Fink, Big Lebowski.

Well, it failed because you can't balance the demands of the radical wing with the "needs" of would-be moderates who serve in districts that are not completely psychopathic.

Yeah, his public pitch was terrible - "Pass it tomorrow or I leave Obamacare in place!" OK, good, then it'll be all on you for being an inpatient dick, not us. (Nevermind that the legislature does have the power to write their own bills.)

So there is this David Lodge novel that is a satire of academic English departments, and they play a game called "humiliation" where you name a book you haven't read and get a point for everyone in the room who HAS read it. (In the novel, the joke is that there is some dork who can't figure out how to play it right.)

Just like the sharpened up screwdriver I carry with me at all times!

Remember when the Knitting Factory was a vital force in artsy-fartsy music? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

To bee CLEAR this was just my little JOKE, though Now that you Mention it I am very IMPRESSED with my Capitalization; all will soon BOW DOWN too its Awesome Power.

No, it would be the thought police if Louis CK was put in jail. Instead it is a well-known comedy bit which helped make him very famous. It is my opinion that it isn't a very good bit, and that CK fans should maybe THINK about it a little harder rather than mindlessly endorsing it as wise or funny, which it is not.

JESUS CHRIST it is the Arrogant libtards like Yourself who are FUCKING nuts, try stepping outside your BUBBLE and you'll find that THIS is a perfectly Fine way to express Yourself. For Instance, right NOW you can Understand what I am saying, CAN YOU NOT and it doesn't seem at all Insane. THIS IS HOW PEOPLE TALK IN…

I think it's a little more pernicious than that. It suggests that in his mind the n-word refers to a vaguely soulful yet servile person. The fact that he mentally applied it to a white person isn't just some random and absurd existential situation, it says that the n-word is a regular part of his mental vocabulary. …

Did he really tho.

Yeah, I mean the proposed cuts are bad enough, but then all their donations from the last few days exploded. Poor social service agency can't catch a break.

That's not a nice thing to say about the Scots.