Eh, I would like to think that plenty of people actually mellow out and learn to be better human beings as they get older. I guess your argument would be that they weren't "true dickbags."

NO DUMMY! YOU'RE THE DUMMY.

In Soviet Russia, media socializes YOU.

This reminds me of the academic couple in the 7UP documentary series (basically a proto-reality show that profiles its subjects every seven years, starting at age 7. It is English.) By the time they got to 28 or 35 one of the unfortunate subjects was married, and viewers absolutely hated his wife, and they ended up…

Anderson seems like the perfect bait to lure Assange to his destruction. It's like something out of a Bond movie.

Oh sure, it is certainly not all, but the slow, long-range demographic shift does seem to be going in the conservative direction? (This is obviously coming from a fiercely liberal past to a more mixed present.) In my experience in NYC the (non-orthodox) Jews I meet casually seem to be 50% Republicans, though my…

And they are on Burger Records. (scrolls up, inspects band photo). Yeah, I guess this all checks out.

Also, I think it's just that they see Jews getting more conservative, and they are like "yeah, we're your pals, we understand your needs." Sheer opportunism combined with common interest.

Right this way, Pops…

I was indeed kidding, and only the first two lines refer to anything contemporary.

Don't you know the latest argot?

Oh shit is this not my bank?

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Aaaaaawwww yeeeeeahhh soooooo meeeeeeaaaan!

Here in NYC we now have something called Micro Center which is pretty damn good, I must say.

I seriously regret that we didn't really have the internet when I was a teenager. I was pretty into writing shit with BASIC on my Tandy Color Computer, had dreams of building my own Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy-based MUD. But, a career in coding looked grim - seemed like you had to go work for the government or…

Semi-fun fact: There is an academic paper out there that uses math to argue that the figure in piano phase is the best possible figure, if what you want is maximum variety when you phase it against itself. Or some shit. (It's been a while since I read it.)

I don't like docs where there's an obvious "spin" on whatever topic's being presented.

Yeah, to a non-believer church is an elective activity that can be rescheduled. (I mean, what, you can't pray and read some pamphlets on your own? Isn't God everywhere?)

Isn't being a Google Play bestseller one of those "world's tallest midget" situations?