angusyoungsbeetch
Angusyoungsbeetch
angusyoungsbeetch

I find one of the most interesting things about this election to be that Liberals only hope at this point are Republicans who despise Trump. It would be something else if Republicans elected Hillary Clinton because Trump is a moron and shouldn’t be trusted to faithfully execute the job. I give it like a .01% chance

In addition, if he is sentenced to jail time, Mike Pence would be acting president until Trump is released, impeached, or pardoned.

Directly he’d have to pay whatever damages were awarded. Indirectly it could be used as justification for impeachment (“high crimes and misdemeanors” is deliberately vague). I don’t think there’s any chance the trial will be over before the electoral college votes but it could encourage faithless electors.

Could someone explain to me what the result of a guilty finding would be (big picture)? I have not really seen it articulated well anywhere.

I hope Jessica Simpson is happy her shoes aren’t the most embarrassing anymore!

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

I’m starting to think that maybe we shouldn’t have elected this fella President, you guys.

So Trump got debate questions in advance too, eh? And he still tanked every single debate.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

Umm... Trump looks petrified... he HAS NO IDEA what he is in for.

Right on!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s the over under on how many journalists from the White House Press Pool will have their credentials rescinded in favor of crony alt-right “journalists”?

THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

The difference is that it seems these people were in line to vote when the polls closed and, legally, 100% had the right to vote. That happens all the time, too.

I’ve heard that peeing after sex helps prevent UTIs.

Exactly. While I’m glad she voted for Hillary, she acts like Trump is an aberration of the party and not the standard bearer.

Thanks for the info. That would make this a case of selective enforcement, no? Or are schools and churches now being raided for selling illegal cupcakes and brownies?

I would...if anyone from Blue Bell or General Mills got sent to jail for a year, too. Yeah, yeah, they’re not HQ’d in California. Still...

The law isn’t bullshit, sending her to jail is.