This is an old old old old old old urban legend. The only difference between this story and the one we told at slumbers parties back in the 70s is the inclusion of Tinder. Back in the cave man days the creephone n the basement/back bedroom/attic was the neighborhood creep/escaped mental patient/escaped prisoner…

This is too much fun

My 70 year old mother will be all over that shit

I watched The Life and Crimes...” on Netflix last night. I TOTALLY believe she pocketed a $2k necklace from a shitty mall store. No spoilers here, but if you watch it, you’ll get it.

PLEASE let this happen! Yes. Please.

The only hope for salvation from this jackass is that he so egregiously passes off the wrong group of people before the electoral vote that they have to vote for someone else. And I don’t see that happening.

No. Fleece pjs for $68 are not a deal. 60% off $68....maybe

No. Fleece pjs for $68 are not a deal. 60% off $68....maybe

Where are you? Can’t be New Orleans, judges always seem to assume bootees are the scofflaws even when people are booted by mistake (which happens a lot here due to screwed up and non-cross referencedo systems).

People always say, “Well I’ll pay the extra $100 for better....” The problem is it isn’t and extra $100 to go from shitty seat to comfortable seating. It’s an extra $100 to go from horrible to pretty bad. It’s an extra $300-400 to get from horrible to comfortable, which just isn’t practical from the average flyer…

The Sign utside My Polling Place is the Most L.A. Thing Ever

I hate to say it, but the only problems I’ve had with this kind of behavior in the last several years were in France. TWICE in one week from two different men. Fortunately, threatening them with an old-fashoned American ass-wuppin’ straightened their shit out fast.

This. I got mine for $17 at Walmart two years ago and love it. The strap on top makes it portable, though I don’t use that feature much.

This. I got mine for $17 at Walmart two years ago and love it. The strap on top makes it portable, though I don’t…

Can senior week last forever, please? This is so much like “old Gawker” and way more interesting than smelling Trump’s farts.

This isn’t going to end well.

Thank you! This came up in my feedly feed as if it was new. The confusion hurt my brain!

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