Shouldn’t it technically have been Footy McFoot Face?

I’m calling bullshit on your research.

Clearly you’ve never lived in a city that doesn’t have access to lyft, uber, or taxis. Or alternatively a rural community. Driving while impaired is bad, but I’m not impaired after two drinks. This is a stupid rule to punish non-Mormon fun havers.

dude my planet fitness membership gets me access to these beds for $19.95 a month. i swear by it and i don’t have to pay out the ass.

Or, you know, do whatever you want if it makes you feel better.

Olivia Holt is 19 years old. Have a seat, young lady. Tell me about your youthifying skin miracle when you’re 50 and still have a dewy complexion.

here you go

They’re a multinational oil company used to tons bad press and being the bad guy. I’m guessing they could have very easily said “fuck it”. Instead, they chose otherwise. And yes, this does net them goodwill. Doing a good thing even when it’s in your benefit is still a good thing.

If you’re using an iPad mini or an iPhone SE, you get “Three Way Bestiality Midget Porn”; larger devices get “Three Way Bestiality Porn” as you would expect. I hope that this clears up this issue for you.

Learn the Force with this one neat trick!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AGGRESSORS AGAIN

Thank you, ICE! You’ve protected us from harmless women while letting potential abusers go free! Thank you for increasing the safety of this nation.

We’re accepting that a woman whose father died when she was ten can believe whatever the fuck she wants to about her parents, and not being assholes about her self-identity.

Almost...like the force is with him.
<showing myself out>

Having Sesame Street available to kids on PBS is different from having it on a channel like HBO. This is also a post about a very specific aspect of the show, in which they mock the very thin-skinned president of the United States, and it’s mentioned in the first few sentences that it will continue on HBO. But yes,…

Not so sure about that.

Can we stop using Sesame Street as the PBS poster child? It’s an HBO show now. And the PBS cuts won’t affect it in the least. If PBS disappeared tomorrow, Sesame Street would still get made because its main funding comes from licensing and merchandise sales.

...at home, in a jar.

Then you have to worry about the person being not well or weaponized. It’s been if we all just learn how to let things go every now and again.