This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

he can’t read yet

Yeah, Republican men telling women, including fellow conservative women, to sit down and shut up has been another theme in this election.

Ah, I think I just spotted the lil’ darlin’.

Its proof that AMERICA IS ALREADY GREAT

I hope she gets Spielberg or Kathryn Bigelow to do some special effects of the ceiling breaking. Because what Election Night needs is the celebration of all celebrations and special effects.

Holy shit it’s almost like you have ignored the countless studies that have shown that this does not work for everyone!

Eat less, work out more, weigh less and still have saddlebags.

I would like to reiterate that some people have stubborn bodies. I know women who run triathlons and eat very well and still have what society considers “fat” on their bodies. Just because eating well and working out worked for you doesn’t mean it’s actually that simple for all body types and metabolisms, and dumping…

Story time: I had this procedure done in the middle of summer on my thighs. Walking out of my derm’s office with frozen thighs in 98+ degree weather is likely the closest I will ever come to feeling like a literal superhero.

This is probably the only last name I would take.

Special forces operatives kill people for a living; doesn’t mean they’ll take kindly to being offered a hit contract. Circumstances matter.

I love the fact that women are still coming forward despite him threatening to sue them all!

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

As a brown person who gets called a Muslim by rabid assholes, I’m actually afraid of Trump’s followers going unhinged.

i feel like at this point there’s potential for that to happen no matter who gets elected even if it’s peaceful and nice and everyone’s smiling

They were kicking around a random data fact this morning about how 45% of the country was prepared to not accept the results. While that theoretically wouldn’t interfere with the process, I could totally picture at least one side showing up to the inauguration, the white house, etc. and try to force their way in like…

Stealing this from YouTube to get stars here.

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