I love how salty ol’ Zimmy is being with this!

Gary Johnson counters with “Where’s the beef?”, but is actually confused about where beef comes from.

forfor a family that’s essentially famous for being rich, they sure eat a lot of shitty fast food.

A lot of you are talking smack about these cultural superstitions without being part of the culture and understanding what these traditions mean. You guys are now cursed for insulting these ancient traditions, but fortunately for you I am in a forgiving mood and will break the curse on your bloodline for a small…

Here is a police sketch of the suspect:

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

I was following debate tweets last night (I don’t know why I do that to myself) and the things Trump followers were coming up with blew me away.

I’ve spoken about my Trumpette sister many times this election season. Today, she told me Trump ran away with the debate and she and her man cheered him on. And that HRC speaking is like nails on a blackboard. I don’t know what universe she lives in.

I am so fucking ready to see this woman get her Inauguration Day.

I read an article that said the bikes and the dropped jewelry were meant to mislead the police about the thieves’ level of sophistication, that they were play acting for the street cams and actually fled in a van

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

I’ve done a decent amount of coding

Kanye and Donald Trump seem to have the same personality disorder.

The odds are high that she and also the adults (AND I AM NOT EXCUSING THEM) have trauma bonds with him (also called betrayal bonds). So YES.

You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

Amazing. This 5 year old can steal and operate a cellphone, navigate complex human emotions, and interface with an automated answering system...

I’m always amazed when I see someone crossing a road and they’re not constantly checking all directions for some idiot about to run them down.

How about the FAA start mandating that airlines provide a credit or full refund for delayed or canceled flights? My one hour and forty minute Southwest flight last weekend was delayed four hours because of a lighting issue on the plane. They gave me a $100 voucher. Then on the way back that same flight was delayed an…