Final confirmation that he is soft and weak and stupid and very afraid. Just sit this one out you orange blob.

I know that jet fuel can’t, but this HOT TAEK definitely can melt steel beams.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams... But the reptile people of zeta reticuli can. Also, holograms, duh.

Everyone knows it was all done by the aliens, dude. You’re preaching to the choir.

How do you feel when they deduct taxes from your payroll?

This is bad Kinja.

This just brings up the same age-old question:

How can you be allergic to tacos? Thats ridiculous. Nobody can be allergic to tacos.

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

I love that the punishment for faking it is that they can’t really go do it.

This is really disheartening for those of us who have made the climb

How dare Colin Kaepernick disrespect a song once sung by such heroes as Roseanne Barr and Enrico Pallazzo.

Methinks the Colonel has a very active fantasy life-- he’s clearly never been out of Mom’s basement, let alone fly on an airplane all by himself. 

It’s weird how while fuel prices have gone down, ticket prices have not, and company profits have sky rocketed. It’s almost like they don’t actually care about lower airfares. It’s almost like they cram more and more people on and strip more and more weight off solely to make more money. It’s almost like these…

What gave us our current system was when the airlines realized that by shaving a few inches from the seats in the manufacturer’s display model, they could fit an extra 3-4 rows, which adds 4+ paying passengers each. As aircraft have grown, that mindset just keeps paying more and more.

Leg rooms is overrated. I’m 6'0 and never had a problem with “leg room” in any plane. The width of the seat/arm rest is a whole different story. It seems these seats are getting smaller and smaller, and they don’t recline more than 1 inch, and I get yelled at for “not returning to upright position”

It’s hilarious that jet blue is now a premium when it used to be cut rate

I admit I fly as little as possible, but even trying to schedule flights is a trying task...then there is security that has me arriving at the airport hours before I should need to...then there are the other passengers who don’t seem to know how to act in public...When I boarded a flight in July and looked back the…

I don’t know how Jetblue maintains the highest customer satisfaction rating. The last 3 times I flew Jetblue I had horrible experiences. Paid a little extra to fly Delta last time and it was a huge improvement.