Some people have ptsd from fighting in wars, some get it from a neighbor’s super scary camera. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s what HOAs are for. If you can’t stand the sight of a well-kept, expensive trailer in someone’s driveway, you should make your largest investment in a neighborhood where the HOAs motto is: “Absolutely no fun allowed, whatsoever!”

I’m an injured runner who took up crossfit and has more or less abandoned running. Sometimes I go vegetarian for a little while. I’m able to shut down parties just by being in the neighborhood.

Ugh, those are the WORST.

I don’t think anyone denies Crossfit is hard. It’s the fact that it’s dangerous and most of its practitioners are incredibly annoying.

Agreed. I love the idea of the zipper merge and we’ve sad nice things about it here, but the constant promotion seems to underscore its ineffectiveness.

Hikers deserve to slide up about 3 spots, due entirely to Instragram #nofilter

I found driving in Poland to be a pretty pleasant experience. Maybe we just replace all of our drivers with Polish drivers and it’ll be fine.

Nobody hits send while they’re crashing, dude

You hate me because I have dexterous feet? Let me tell you, being able to manipulate things with your feet comes in extremely handy (pun intended) more often than you would think. My wife’s toes just sit there useless, I don’t know how she gets through life without being able to cross her toes with no outside help or…

More because he cracks me up

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.

This has happened to me so many times.

this isn’t:

Looking at his Twitter bio, this is clearly just a part of Coach’s dedicated work for the Petrino Family Foundation.

This is great. And way better than my idea.

Oh my god if I hear about one more organization allowing sexual predators to run rampant in the name of “athletics” I am going to burst into flames. Fuck them.

I find my meat on the side of the road for free. Endless jerky machine.

I find my meat on the side of the road for free. Endless jerky machine.

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife sharpeners, juicers, blenders, convection ovens, ‘lectric griddles/griddlers, panini makers, popcorn poppers, wine fridge, waffle irons...and now a fucking dehydrator/jerky maker? Does it have a USB…

Where the fuck do you people live? EndlessCounterTopLand? Toaster ovens, microwaves, coffee makers, ‘lectric knife…