"He does have his own production company... and appears to be involved in some sort of venture about a machine that does nail art for you at home."

I refuse to believe anyone has reached the heights of uber-importance unless they sell monogrammed coffee thermoses.

Hey, you do what you have to do if you wanna pledge at CTE.

Well, the Trojan is broken, but at least he pulled the little guy out in time.

No other school (or sports team in general) approaches the self-idolization of Notre Dame. No "Patriot Way" or "baseball played the right way" or any of that crap is in the same ballpark as the pedestal Notre Dame puts itself on. For decades they have successfully promoted themselves as a legendary program, and for…

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There's a 98% chance that the ensuing 2 minutes where Berman spazzes and freaks out on everyone will have over 250,000 youtube views in 5 years. I am excited for that video.

He is clearly not very smart, and completely self centered. He strikes me as the kid in high school that would hang with the bullies, and take pleasure in seeing others hurt, but would beg and weep when they realized he is a cowardly tool and turned on him.

It's always OK. It's really about the feat, not the souvenir. If there's a little kid in the vicinity trying to catch it, hand the ball to him/her.

It appears the stupid crow was simply too Hard to Handle

No, friend, he's not a sports player of some sorts. He's a man who gets paid to express his opinion on TV every day. Good rant otherwise, though.

That's the thing- I truly believe Stephen A. would never hit a female relative (or a female, period, to be honest), but his "If you would just behave, you damn fool woman!" dialogue is eerily similar to what most abusive men use to justify their actions.

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

[Sees headline, Watching NFL Rookies Find Out Their Madden Ratings Is the Best]

Yes because footballs players are superheroes

I tried calling you, but your message box is full. On the low side, I'd say maybe 20 NFL players have made anti-gay something remarks. That's not courageous, that's bigotry.

Kluwe may be on the right side of the issue but man does he get on my nerves. He's vulgar, self righteous and totally unsympathetic.

"Oooh, shall we talk about the time two very well known Vikings players were caught in a compromising situation with an underage girl?"

Yeppppp. I've always felt that Kluwe was less about advancing gay rights and more about advancing Chris Kluwe.

Kids are top heavy; he would end up like this:

As a resident of the great state of South Carolina—epicenter of the War of Northern Aggression—I must point out that Mr. Montgomery broke the first law of SC automobiling: minorities, especially imposing and colossal ones, have no place talking to police officers, especially dimwitted and…