I could listen to Vin Scully narrate pranks all day long.

Whatever they're paying Scully isn't nearly enough. That man is pure gold.

Agreed - they were high school sweethearts. Pretty cool.

Can they please not rub their sexuality in our faces like that? How will I explain this to my younger nieces and nephews?

I feel like I'm lobbying for Kershaw's wife here, but if you do some reading up on them you realize they're pretty much the nicest people in sports. They're only 25 ish years old and have been donating both time and money to build schools in Africa since they were around 21.

Agreed. And they've been together since they were about 14 which makes it even better.

Mrs. Billingsley was wantin' some of that action, too.

It's superficial and judgemental, but I tend to agree. When I see an athlete with a wife that doesn't look like a supermodel, I immediately give him character points. Not that you CAN'T have a really hot and really awesome wife. And not that she is ugly or anything (most would be PLENTY happy with her). But...when you…

Is she the polar opposite of Anna Benson? What is the spectrum of Pitcher's wives?

Does Goldust have a daughter doing security at Dodgers games or something?

3 observations:

No snark at all...she is just cute as a button.

Relax girls, you're both pretty.

13 seconds was just way too much video to sit through.

An overzealous white woman desperate for a short, stretching herself to the breaking point with two black fellows, only to realize too late that she has neither the stamina or physical capacity to keep up with one, much less both, of them?

Rob Ryan: Buffet fan, buffet fan

Yeah, conservatives are all for personal responsibility except when (a) "personal" means them or (b) they're not.

'Conservative' has apparently become a code word for "reflexively supporting the side with the most power in a given situation."

"Personal Responsibility"

What the fuck is conservative about this particular issue (whether the NFL has responsibility to have ethically behaving doctors)? What does conservative even mean to you? Not every issue is this binary political question where we all pick either R or D each time, jackass.