That’s funny.

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic, or just trying to present some strawman “liberal/progressive” argument as people so commonly do around here, but I will actively shame anything that involves something so obviously nonconsentual.

And if you get off on staged videos of women being surveilled without…

You can’t spell “Deadspin” without “pedant”.

8th grade?!? Go eat some avocado toast you entitled millennial 

Vince Carter is so old, he remembers when the UK handed Hong Kong over to China in 1997!

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Yep. It can’t be a coincidence that his father happens to be the Commish of the XFL...

“Linklater never saw a dime in profits”

(bursts through doors out of breath) damn chuck really shit the floor on this one folks,.

lol yes for sure — “more punk than Chuck Todd” is a subterranean bar to clear but Beto clears it easily

Yeah, when I saw she was in her first year at a top MATH PhD program, I wondered about this...sounds like she was immensely talented, and it takes a very high achiever to accomplish what she did by the age of 23. PhD programs can really exacerbate existing mental health issues, especially in the first year, when…

This is the dark side of social media. We saw it with Alex Jones and his band of lunatic followers harassing Sandy Hook parents. Now Roger Stone has “Proud Boy” motherfuckers do his dirty work while he has a gag order. These are gigantic pieces of shit we are dealing with. “We” being people with some semblance of…

Something about how many THOT’s he was a fan of in school bro.

What handle do you think Brett Kavanaugh uses when he posts on Barstool? Barto K? FFFFFederal Judge?

This would be a devastating blow if they hadn’t already addressed it and evolved as a company and a brand while long-term writers like Drew and Barry have apologized for Deadspin’s past (and their own on this site) and jumped aboard the “don’t write like an asshat” train.

Meh. He could do worse; she could do better. Now if he’s hooking her up with free merch or marketing a new design she promoted, or if she’s giving UA excessive shoutouts during her MSNBC segments then I can see issues with their relationship.

Converse Chuck Taylor High Tops. Return to painful canvas shoes.

If there’s any murderin’ done on the Banana Splits set, you can bet the Sour Grapes Bunch is involved. Who do you suppose supplied all that acid and speed and coke to those degenerates in Croftland, Witchiepoo?

A H.R. Pufnstuf reboot about Witchiepoo’s bizarre sex cult.

That’s the sound of approaching death.

Plus the 7,214-point u-turns would get quite annoying over time.