Of greater concern is how quickly Darren Sharper showed up at the scene once he found out she was unconscious.

He was released on his own recognizance due to the fact that he's no longer a threat to run.

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

okay, I give up: she's awesome. I'm smitten.

This is why you don't throw your bath salts out in the regular trash.

- Daddy, what do you do when you go to work?

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

In terms of the many stages of forgetfulness, Musburger has surely reached the summitt.

He approves.

do people like these videos because they want to see the industry change? Or do we just keep making and watching them over and over because it's part of our morbid fascination with "make-overs" and watching people go from plain to pretty?

Ha ha, you do realize a CB is a DB. No? Of course you don't.

Rape Summit.

Mark Sanchez is confused. "Virgin America? Not when I'm done with them."

Can you imagine being a crow and having to deal with this shit on a daily basis?!

Give the crows some Swastikas and it's gun camera footage from WW2.

It's his first head coaching gig after being passed over numerous times in a 20-year NFL career

I too used to hate and resent Tom Brady. But then I bought a pair of Men's Uggs that Tom proudly endorses. Now everybody hates me because I'm the type of asshole who wears men's Uggs.

I've gotten better. I used to hate all white people. Now. I just hate whites from the south. And Boston. FWIW, I'm a white New Yorker.