Any member of The Wiggles.

Moby? Because, geez... he’s basically a sentient, agoraphobic mayonnaise packet.

SO LAME. Like his wife couldn’t safely get two children through a 2 hour flight!
Yes,it was either the big strong man go along to be sure the women and children got to the beach okay, or pin notes to their little coats that said”Please be sure these poor, cold orphans get safely to a luxury hotel in Cancun.”

Unless of course they’re busy canceling anyone who speaks the truth. Censure anyone?

Tell that to Edward (Teddy) Kennedy. But he was an old Irish twat, I guess.

Anyone traveling internationally during a pandemic has questionable decision-making skills, not to mention morals. A politician who does so is a fool, hence why politicians around the world have been punished for it in the last year.

I dunno, AOC organized relief from New Yorkers for a couple million sent to Texas in the span of a few hours and its not her district or state.

Cruz is trash and an opportunist. Even if Texas wants to vote for Republicans there are better options.

If Heidi had gone down to Cancun with the girls to escape the power outages, I wouldn’t have had a problem with it. Less than perfect optics for Ted, but they have the means to get the hell out of there, and very few people would blame them. Ted, tho? HARD NO.

Ted should have let his family go away and stayed in…

They’re weaponizing “cancel culture” the same way they’ve weaponized everything from “politically correct” to “global warming” to “feminism” to “unity” and beyond. It’s only ever a means to try and silence the people pointing out they’re full of shit and distract from whatever evil shit they’re up to at the moment.

Seriously? Contrast Cruz’s reaction to Beto’s (y’all voted in the wrong guy, but it was close).  Sadly, too many people in Texas see a (D) at the end of a name at the voting booth, and get visions of a Nazi-Commie who will take away their guns and force them to have abortions. That’s why you get people like Cruz,…

She’s normal looking. And any criticism of looks - even if it were warranted - from Trump is null and void upon utterance. 

I see this kind of attitude all over the place on the right. “Why do you never hold your own to task?” they claim. While at the same time claiming they never follow MSM because they lie all the time.

Good for whomever ratted out this fake Texan shit stain. I only hope Heidi was the original source of the leak to the Times.

Cruz is so desperate to be POTUS, he can taste it. But he’s so bad at playing human, he can’t figure out how to get what he wants. His pathetic flailing around is good cringey entertainment, at least. I, for one, am glad he’s committed to the facial hair. You know he thinks it makes him look extra-masculine when he…

I think it’s pretty clear that he’s the type of politician who has no interest whatsoever in providing good governance. To him it’s just about being electable while doing zero actual work.

You know, I spent that whole Gorilla Glue nightmare just waiting for the stories to end. This story is the opposite of that. Please keep writing about the shitty lives and choices of Ted and Heidi forever.

The best, you could say.

Ted Cruz is a good reason to cancel Ted Cruz.

“The people we put in the very unique position to help are too lazy and stupid to actually help, and thus they should not be called on to help, and you are the wrong one for asking them to help” is a fantastic defence of that person remaining in their position.