Hug your kids, Ted?  Yeaaaahhhh......

“Unless your kids demand a trip to Mexico and simply won’t take no for an answer.” (not what happened anyway, but...) “Then all bets are off and there’s nothing you can do.”

That was my first thought. And even without the pandemic, assuming he was telling the truth (hahaha), it still makes his family look like spoiled brats. While the rest of the state freezes, the girls get to go on a fun vacation?

With a fully packed suitcase at that.

how about not taking a trip with friends during a global pandemic...

I want to say that fucker will be dead when the next election comes around but evil has a way of living unnaturally.

So true. And that’s not a bad thing. Predisposition to mindless fealty to a grifting, autocratic, and senile leader is not a redeeming quality any person or political party should be proud of.

Man fuck Mitch McConnell. He delayed Trump’s trial until after Trump left office. Then he justified his vote to acquit on account of Trump having left office. He made a duplicitous plea to history to excuse his indefensible vote in a self serving speech. History will see through his gutless tactic and record him as a…

Here you go...

Anyone can be trained up to pull it off with the right resources. Bob Odenkirk is doing a John Wick-ish action movie...BOB ODENKIRK

What gets me is they think being this shitty is showing contempt for the Dems, but it’s also showing contempt for the GOP! “We don’t even have to fucking try, you spineless cowards. You’ll do anything he says and you know it.”

making a mochrie :p

If the vote to convict or acquit was secret ballot, there would be a chance that fucking asshole would be convicted and barred from office for the rest of his miserable days. Trump is a road to nowhere. There is no other person in the batshit insane wing of the party that has his specific blend of glad handing, oafish …

They are rubbing our noses in it.  It’s the authoritarian way.

Because they know they aren’t getting paid and the jury is full of co-conspirators.

they don’t have to try at all. they could put on clown clothes and make up and fail at juggling the entire time. i hate this simulation.

This. It all comes down to this. Trump’s team doesn’t have to do shit, because they won this before it ever started and everyone knows it. They could be up there making fart noises at the CSPAN cameras and it wouldn’t make a difference.

Yeah, I said to my husband last night the defense may as well show cartoons all morning because the Republicans will acquit him no matter what. It kills me that he will get away with it, but I’m still holding out hope that NY will bring criminal charges that will stick. Maybe GA too. And the sooner this is over the…

This. And I think this headline is far more cocksure than it has any right to be, considering Trump’s lawyers were 100% successful today in providing the minimal amount of political cover for those Republicans itching to rubber stamp his acquittal.

Because they don’t have to be. They’re making a mockery of the proceedings because they know the Republicans won’t vote to convict.