angryunikitty
Angry Unikitty
angryunikitty

Can I add Jesus’ Son to the fuckable Jack Black list? (One word: bunnies)

No, I enjoy The Crown too much. Need them around for that.

I don’t like this. Now fancy normal people are fucked.

Oh, well they said that they were sad about everything, so we’re good now, right?

Can we please just let Lizzo do whatever the fuck she wants? Because the woman tends to make good choices for herself.

Ugh, I really don’t like her singing style. I mean, “Genie in a Bottle” was fun 20+ years ago, but that was it with her for me. I don’t need more Christina.

Huh. So a couple of guys I went to high school with joined the merchant marines and honestly I had no idea what that was. Seeing this makes a ton of sense. Those fuckers were assholes then and probably were enabled by more assholes to use and abuse others during their tenure.

I couldn’t agree more! Those paper dolls gave me countless hours of joy. Glad I wasn't alone.

So I know that the show is fiction, but I believe it, more or less. I mean, I remember all of the ‘80s and ‘90s royal drama and the scenarios posited by The Crown fit the narrative very very well.

That’s the expression of “dead inside and forgotten what I really look like.” Damn girl, you could choose not to do evil. You could make good choices now, it’s a lovely option. Live quietly, take care of your kiddos, not engage in any of this shit because it won’t get you Daddy’s love (he only wants to fuck you for

Yay for Elliot! Congratulations and I’m sending love your way!

God bless her. Finally, a Democrat with a goddamn plan and results to boot. Please please please Ms. Abrams, take over the DNC and show them how it’s done.

I really hope that they do donate to a triple-X charity.

Thank you for this. I now must go out and adopt a chubby tabby and name it Bagpuss. My life is not complete without a Bagpuss!!!

I’m continually amazed that QAnon believers think that there is a cabal of evil child abusers being protected by the powers that be in the Democratic party when there is an actual, provable cabal of evil child abusers being protected by the powers that be in the Catholic Church. I mean guys, if y’all want to stop it

Let me sum this up:

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I have zero bones to pick with this, just here to say that “Sister Suffragette” is rather a badass song:

I want this scenario SO BAD. Get the women in the big jobs because y'all know we'll do what needs to get done.

I hugged my daughters SO TIGHT tonight. I remember four years ago when the youngest was still growing inside of me and thinking in my panic “I can’t bring another child into this world with THAT.”

I’d like to add that many of my children’s sugar cookies have also been consumed. The cookies are delightful but the results are unsatisfying. So I'm just going to go ahead and say Cookies for President 2024.