Thai Pepper Fried Rice from my favorite Thai joint and all the Flavor Country beer.

Can I hope for said rot to occur in a federal or state prison instead?

I do not wish to imply that you do have an issue with her looking nice. I’m just pointing out that your initial reaction is a symptom of systemic misogyny that all of wrestle with everyday. It’s shitty that the thought crosses any of our minds at all.

Okay, but let’s examine why you thought it wasn’t a good look before Election Day. Is it because she looks nice, therefore she’s selling out or whatever, or because you thought that people were going to hate on her for looking nice? Because it’s always a lose-lose situation when you’re a woman.

Dear God, “ambulant orange colostomy bag" is truly the most accurate description of Trump I've heard yet! My apologies to colostomy bags, however, for being lumped in with such an odious cretin. At least colostomy bags help people.

I will not stand by and watch a fellow woman be underpaid!

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Kristen Welker did not control the mute button. The Debate Commission did.

Do not offend preschoolers. They are more sophisticated than this.

She doesn't personally control the button.

Can we just give some love to Kristen Welker? Because she's doing a great job

Burn her!

Wait, you get to talk to people in a bar?!?

Ah, but the white suburban woman will identify and probably be a little jealous that they can't get their own man to replicate Gaetz's "ready to date rape" look.

I'm starring you just for the use of the term "reich-wing." May it catch on and accelerate the implosion of the GOP.

Absolutely, Texas is The Queso State.

I'm envisioning what he's like at Thanksgiving dinner. Just as charming, I reckon.

Just had a surreal experience picking up my elementary school aged daughter’s things from last year at her school. It was curbside, everyone in masks (which yeah it’s hot in August in Texas but we’re trying to be responsible), and I broke the fuck down watching the school staff hustle to deliver our little trash bags…

I know that Prince Andrew can’t sweat and all, but if there was ever a cure to his particular condition this might be it.

I like this train of thought. Call it the “Better Off Geddes” challenge where you recreate Geddes’s pictures with whatever babies, puppies, rolls of toilet paper you have laying around and include a breakdown of your production costs. I'm guessing most can run under a couple hundred bucks.