So...a middle schooler.

Goddammit, I’ve given them my money. Fuck.

By the title, I thought this was going to be an article on horses/dragons/unicorns/etc on television. I feel both stupid and disappointed.

By the title, I thought this was going to be an article on horses/dragons/unicorns/etc on television. I feel both…

Mr. Jessi and I went as Destiny and Delirium for Halloween. Delirium is just so fun, I might be her again this year! We figured Death and Dream get all the fun, so we’d take the other two out for a spin. (He looks just like Destruction, which is why he wanted to try something a bit creepier. It worked. Everyone ran…

“Elderly gay windchime”

Counterpoint: the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, while verrrrrrry white, is really great at classical choral music. They both bring great, albeit different, music to the table.

Well, he did just get out of rehab, so that’s probably why he didn’t do that.

Well, Ben Carson is a doctor, and I don’t think he sciences anymore...

DTD has been an infamous frat since my dad was a member in the 60s. They were nicknamed the DownTown Drunks and had a reputation for getting shut down for bad behavior. When I went to IU for grad school a few years ago, they were seen as mostly douchey guys. The only part of this story that surprises me is that he got…

My dad never let my older sister wear black, because it’s what bikers and hoodlums wore. Just...what? By the time I was around and, of course, goth, my sister was furious about his relaxed standards.

Swing by my parents’ house in Florida. They have one that lives in their backyard pond!

My parents live in Florida, and there’s a gator that lives in the pond behind their house. I dubbed him The Dogcatcher.

This. Yes. About basically everything.

He played a different type (somewhat) in the Mark Ruffalo HBO movie that came out last year. He was really great in that.

They did not, however, change my life.

Me, too. Whenever people tell me they love Kimmy Schmidt, I’m like “Now watch the better version and come back to me!” I do love Kimmy Schmidt, but you can’t beat the Beek.

Ooo, that sounds cool!

I so miss that show.