My mother was abusive as hell, and I avoid interacting with her whenever possible. Not all mothers and daughters need to hang, Mama Stodden.

Lol, he came by where I work recently and hit on all our college aged girls. Apart from that, though, he was quite courteous. Also short.

I watched this on mute and pretended it was happening in my imaginary yard. This is now the best day of my life.

Kara, you’re my favorite. Please never stop writing.

I feel like that cat almost daily.

Yup. $7.25.

Yup, they’re by far the worst. The worst day of my retail life was already bad, because I found out during my lunch break that my grandma had died. She and I were very close, but I wanted to finish my shift and process emotions later. I ended up getting the customer from hell, who wanted to try on every single thing…

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

I went to a new lunch place near my office that looked organic-esque, and I like to support local, so I knew I was going to pay more for a sandwich. I did NOT realize I was going to pay extra for a side. $4.50 for “house-made chips, quinoa salad, pasta salad, or fresh fruit.” First off, chips should not be the same…

Mmm, professional murder.

That’s the best song!

So, is this part of Miss Universe? What’s U.S. International?

The last two trades of Captain Marvel are awesome. I’m bummed Battleworld has taken them out of production for awhile.

Ooo, now I’m interested! I just can’t quit Rogue, Gambit, and Beast.

Me, too! I was stoked for A-Force and it just seems generic. I’m hoping Stephen’s right and the most recent issue improves things.

I bought 1602 just for the art, having no idea about the Gaiman connection until I got home. I was immediately hooked and put it on my pull list.

That sucks! At least raspberries are fairly avoidable. It’s just annoying when my mom tries to shove Wildberry pie or raspberry jam in my face. Mushrooms can hide so easily in other food!

I’ve been allergic to raspberries my entire life. I'm now 30, and my parents still can't remember.

I was also confused about that.