My dad crushed the tip of a finger in a cider press as a kid. Over half a century later, his nail still grows sideways.

“Females.”

Please release this in the US. Please release this in the US...

He could probably retire on Frozen alone.

Which is honestly a shame, b/c no one gave a shit when people doubted the heroics of John Kerry and Tammy Duckworth when they ran in their respective races. Tammy Duckworth is a friggin rockstar, and it drove me up the wall when people were pulling that shit.

Yeah, Florida and FoxNews ate my parents.

My very conservative parents said they'll vote for him if he's the republican candidate, but that if he wins, they'll feel deep shame for our country. Conservatives confuse me.

Bastard. I hope her family finds justice.

I used to do crisis counseling for rape victims. Most of the time, I’d come home and play Skyrim as a lady orc basher. After dealing with that much pain, it helped to redirect the aggression I was feeling toward their attackers.

My neighbor has a cat named Atticus.

I really enjoyed it. Controls can be buggy, but it's really sweet and beautifully animated. I love the story and the cultural insights. I played solo, so there might be fewer control and AI issues with a partner.

You weren't here for the March Madness cake vs pie deathmatch of yore? Nearly tore this site apart! Cheesecake, of course, won it all for pie. Cake sucks.

Wrong. Cheesecake is pie, so pie will ALWAYS win.

Yeah, I was so confused as to why he was taking advantage of this girl who was maaaaaaaybe 24, 26 tops. I just figured she married her high-school sweetheart and then he almost immediately died. It’s all clear now!

Well, Jesse Eisenberg apparently can’t distinguish between Comic-Con and genocide, so...

Persuns of fuck.

My boss (a white gay himself) is friends with Andy Cohen, and it makes me crazy. At one point, it looked like we were going to partner with that idiot bobblehead and his team. I've never been so happy for something to fall through.

I get those, too. I stopped using them, though, because every place I order from had a banner on their website that said “Please don’t order from Eat24. Please order from us directly.” I figured something weird was up.

Wastrel is a word that needs to come back.

Especially since it comes right after he threatens to kill her. I’m always horrified when she wakes up the next morning all chipper and singing. I guess that’s their dynamic?