Oh, you’re right. Hello, reading comprehension!

Whenever I’m driving around my neighborhood and I see my neighbors walking cute dogs, it’s all I can do not roll down the window and try and make friends. That’s right. I want to street harass families walking their cute dogs so that I can befriend them and hang out with their dogs. I haven’t done it yet, but I keep…

Could Rose possibly have been fired instead based on that bizarro Gawker interview she did the other day? I thought I loved her, but it seems like she’s been erratic and possibly crazypants.

Omfg that tiger is fast.

Twelve years ago, when I was anorexic, I got really excited when I was finally skinny enough to shop there. I was finally as thin as I was before I started menstruating, so once I got healthy, I wasn’t able to shop there anymore. Oh well. Guess I wasn’t missing much.

I’m not remotely surprised. I used to work at White House/Black Market, and whenever we had a PoC in the store, my manager would grab me and tell me to follow them. I got sick of following people around (those stores are really REALLY tiny) and there’s only so many times you can offer to help someone without feeling…

Opleaseopleaseopleaseoplease!

Me, with every announcement:

I really hope that’s not the case. That’s how I felt after Sandy Hook, but I’m hoping someday that there will be change.

Goddamit, I love the Satanic Temple.

I really hate when out of town friends come to visit and I can’t convince them to NOT visit Navy Pier.

They said that preachers need to carry guns, and this is clearly an attack on Christians for practicing their religion. No joke.

Kara, you’re my hero for this. This is incredible.

I thought of that on day one when this story broke.

Maybe she was trying to become black the way Buffalo Bill was trying to become a woman? {shudder}

Yessssssss. This woman is a disaster, but I love you for posting these videos! Also, I’m surprised she started the blackface thing while still married to him. That takes some ovaries. I assumed it started as a result of the divorce and her lawsuit failing the same year, and she possibly just snapped.

I definitely always said “Spoh-caine.” I learned this week that I have been wrong.

Thank you, I know what I’m doing instead of working this afternoon! Did you watch the video Kara posted where she lectures on black hair? It slayed me.

Well, she said it was “the” natural look, not “her” natural look...