Where they reading my diary? This has everything!

I mostly want to be friends with that dinosaur.

Aww, that’s unfortunate. You’d think they’d become extra badass fighters, like a mama bear!

I did that the first day. You’re fine.

I’ve decided I’m a cat. I will no longer go to work. I’m going to sleep 18 hours a day and eat and snuggle for the rest. Miaou miaou.

HA!

Can we talk about her contouring, especially around her hairline? I know that’s not the main issue here, but considering she is literally darkening her face with makeup...it’s part of the issue. She needs to BLEND. That contouring is terrible.

Same, and that was mainly her being mad at herself for not fact-checking better. This would be a whole other level. It would be so beautiful.

Nooooooooo

Omg, I want to see THAT.

And those stats are skewed because of how few people report. Men are even less likely to report than women, so some crisis agencies say that the numbers are closer to being equal.

I saw him listed in a few articles as her ex-husband, but in others as her husband. I’m not sure which is correct. There’s a lot of weirdness about this woman, and it’s clearly hard to tell what’s the truth!

Wendy is kind of a mess, but she’s known for her wigs.

Oh shit, I bet you’re right.

Isn’t she divorced now?

I would really love for her to get ripped apart by Oprah. I don’t even like Oprah, but I want to see the interview happen. Or Wendy Williams, and they can compare wigs.

I think sometimes it’s a perm and sometimes it’s a wig.

I think she watched Soul Man and thought “I could do that!”

They’re heeeeeeeeere

I loved Bridget because of her 10,000 pets.