From The Velveteen Rabbit!

If someone loved it very very much, it could have become real. The Skin Horse said so.

A hoboby?

Don’t they make them practice it? I think they do. {shudders}

You can always donate them to a shelter, but then you’re still out the money you spent.

Hairties and boxes are basically all it takes to make my little goofballs happy. Plus the occasional dime that falls to the floor, although they’d happily chase an Advil (although that terrifies me).

Have you seen Jim Gaffigan’s bit on birthdays? “Ugh, I can’t believe I have to go to work on my birthday! I can’t believe I have to pay for sex on my birthday!”

I can’t stop laughing at this gif, and my office now thinks I’m crazy.

Good for you! Seriously, if this metaphor makes sense, I would love for it to become a common thing.

Ewwww

Well of course they don’t get mad at the woman. We can’t make our own decisions. We just get passed around from man to man, right? It’s like these guys think they beat the game, rescued the princess, decided they didn’t want to play anymore, and now their friend is playing on THEIR save file! No fair!

Thank you!

These people... I just...

Wow. I..I just can't.

YES

I got a letter from my ex's mother when I announced my engagement. She and I had stayed close, and she wrote that she was happy for me, but she could never speak to me again and was cutting off all contact, since she'd still been harboring hope that I'd be her daughter. Seeing me married to someone else was too…

Ahhahahah wtf is that gif?

I do not understand these people. Although, at least she didn’t call you on your wedding day.

I met my husband through my ex, as we were all part of a group of friends in college. This isn’t a skeevy thing where I dumped my ex for my husband. I actually got dumped by the ex (who was my fiance at the time) and he actually suggested my husband and I hook up, because he thought since we were both overweight, we’d…

It reminded me of old Jez, and why I started reading here in the first place.