Clearly, she's awesome.

I don't know! I don't follow you on Twitter and your tweets are protected, so I can't tell! Maybe I have a clone?

Oh, my bad! Yes, they were! Sorry, I've been fielding questions about those Wonder Woman shoes all day. Here's a link to buy the Tardis shoes: https://www.etsy.com/listing/125576…

It's the blessing and the curse of being a giant woman. The only people I can share shoes with are drag queens. I bought these on Etsy from a shop called CustombyKylee that looks like it has sadly closed. I know a few places local to Chicago that do it, though, and if you're crafty, there's lots of instruction sites…

An Etsy shop called CustombyKylee that has sadly closed. I've seen a bunch of sites on how to do it yourself, though, and there's also a few stores in Chicago that do it. One of my friends recommends http://comicons.wix.com/comicons.

The first people I noticed using it were actually early contestants on America's Next Top Model. I forget who it was, but one of them was always going on about how "I don't get along with other females," and I thought it was such a bizarre thing to say. Everyone I've heard use it since then has been a misogynist…

Can you wear a size 11 narrow? If you can, you're totally welcome to borrow them!

Etsy! I'm really bummed, though, because the girl who made them has closed her shop. Basically, she cut out Wonder Woman comic clips and modge podged them on a pair of low-heeled (necessary for me) pumps. If you're good at arts and crafts, it shouldn't be that hard. I'm terrible at crafting, but I've repaired…

Omigod my shoes are the header of a Jezzie post! That is my foot!

This is my nightmare. Thank god for Japan's conviction rate.

They're also super comfy!

Clearly, I am an infant.

Those are gorgeous! I'm about a foot taller than my grandmas were, and when my mom got married, she was quite literally a starving actress, so my only "borrowed" items were jewelry. We made it work!

Everything about your username makes me like you. Let's be Jezzie friends.

Ha! Thanks! They're from Etsy, and I tried linking to the shop, but it's not there anymore! I'm sorry! I'm sure there are other people who decoupage comics onto shoes, though. Just be sure not to get them wet. Also, the shellac makes them really inflexible, so my shoes aren't particularly comfortable. It's sad,…

Thank you! Here they are (but not at the wedding, hence the too-short sweatpants I'm wearing).

Oh my god, I want to punch him in the face so badly.

Wow. You know it's bad if they're all getting whatever fever Megyn Kelly has!

Wore my Wonder Woman heels for the ceremony, and then glitter Tardis flats for the reception!

Mr. Jessi03 grew up in an atheist house, but his parents sent him to Hebrew school (his dad's family was Jewish) and then to a Catholic high-school. He grew up atheist, but with a fantastic education.