I mean, didn't your entire high school swim team look like that? Just mine? Sigh...those were fun times.

Wow, thank you for introducing me to them. I just really wish they had longer pants! I got so excited when I saw that some of their pants come in Long, but none of the dress pants or jeans do. :(

Pick up artist

Well...at least she didn't skin a collie to make her purse?

Thank the Old Gods and the New for moon tea, at least!

Fuck you, George Zimmerman. How long is it going to take before he finally attacks a cis, straight, white man and goes to jail? Jesus H. Christ.

Bahahaha!

Same! It really was the best of all possible endings for him. It even fulfilled Quaithe's prophecy! Quentyn Martell: Prophecy Hero and Dragon Tamer of Dorne.

If I could be anyone in Westeros, I would love to be a Tyrell. They're badass, and their fashion is gorgeous. In actuality, I'm really glad I'm not in Westeros, though, because I would be super-dead.

Thank you. I thought it was some weird phallus, and all I could think of was Varys and his random wizard castrator -in-a-box.

I loved Quentyn. Such an entitled little idiot.

It reminds me of one of my cats who hated collars so much that he wouldn't let any cat in the house wear them. One of our other kitties liked his collar, but little guy was like "NO!" and would rip it off of him whenever he saw him wearing it.

Your cat is a total trendsetter.

Suge Knight arrested for something awful? Well, color me surprised!

We'll probably find out that he brought Ebola back last year. To Africa.

This a questions that needs to be answered.

We can't all be golddigging polar bear cubs or adult dinosaurs. Some of us are destined to forever be grey.

Here we languish. Here we live.

Thou shalt not take the word "gravy" in vain.