Bahahaha!

It reminds me of one of my cats who hated collars so much that he wouldn't let any cat in the house wear them. One of our other kitties liked his collar, but little guy was like "NO!" and would rip it off of him whenever he saw him wearing it.

Your cat is a total trendsetter.

Suge Knight arrested for something awful? Well, color me surprised!

We'll probably find out that he brought Ebola back last year. To Africa.

This a questions that needs to be answered.

We can't all be golddigging polar bear cubs or adult dinosaurs. Some of us are destined to forever be grey.

Here we languish. Here we live.

Thou shalt not take the word "gravy" in vain.

He's incredibly sweet and so generous to fans. It was really awesome working with him for a week.

Anyone else remember when Paris Hilton tried to trademark "That's hot"? Maybe TayTay and Paris should be buds.

I did that when I met George Takei. It was embarrassing as hell. He was super sweet about it, though. Brad Takei made me laugh, and then I could talk like a human again.

I love me some She-Ra! But, I mean...duh.

Seriously. It's not like the new version is being made by George Lucas.

True story, my friend's dog pulled my divacup out of my suitcase and tried to eat it when I was staying at their house. He really really wanted a divacup of his own. (My friend bought me a new one).

"Females." Shudder.

That's fair. It's just funny to see a literal line of people standing in front of a piece, taking selfies. Sometimes with those phone holder things.

Nev, is it ok to hate Nazism? What about Boko Haram's actions? What about Daesh/ISIL? I'm super allergic to raspberries, so can I hate them?

I work at a museum, and one of my favorite things to do on my break is giggle at all of the people who come in groups, line up next to each other, and take individual selfies. Like, you're all right there! Ask the person who is clearly your friend and not in your picture to take a picture of you next to the art!

I think this is a common sentiment with men of a certain age group and upbringing or class. My dad used to take pride in the fact that his dad swore like a sailor, but never in front of women. Whenever I'd curse, I'd get a whole lecture on "Now, that's not how nice young ladies talk." 13 year old baby feminist…