I would watch that movie. It would star Harry Dean Stanton and therefore be awesome.

Her parents, unfortunately.

My cat does the same thing to me every day. I am my home's dog.

It's such a shame that no one goes to see movies that star a female lead. This is exactly why we'll never get a Wonder Woman or Black Widow movie.

That chair looks so comfy. I want it.

I am sorry you had to sit behind us. :(

Ohhh, I thought that was generally the case, but maybe you had magical dino-powers. I mean, you probably do. Just not in this case. :)

Google Fu is almost as good as Wong Fu.

This, exactly. Also, your MS Paint skills are en pointe!

We're just psyched you can type at all, Adultosaur. Being a dinosaur and all, keyboards aren't really made for your claws. (Yes, I imagine a dinosaur typing your thoughts, and it's wonderful).

"Look MORE closlier..."

Thank you. That is one of the sexiest moments in movie history, and I don't care who disagrees with me!

WhoreNun is my favorite clip from SNL and it kills me that it's not available anywhere online. I think I have it on a VHS that I taped off of the tv a long time ago, so at least there's that.

I actually work in contemporary art now, so I just scheduled an appointment for someone in my office to meet Ryder Ripps the other day. That's the only reason I knew him. I didn't know who Adrianne Ho was until I was researching him, though. She sounds pretty darn cool!

Wasn't that movie The Crush and also Poison Ivy?

Yes, yes, yes! I need this in my life so badly. He was basically a living holograph already.

I love that movie more than I probably should.

Things like this make me very very glad that Oberlin doesn't have a Greek system. Basically, you were required to wear clothes to class, and shoes were optional.

There's a handbook? Next you're going to be telling me there's actually Jew gold. I missed out on all the good shit when they were handing it out.

"Why didn't I concur?!!!"