That sucks. I usually know I'm in for an unpleasant night when I hear loud groans behind me as soon as my very tall partner and I sit down in a theater. Like, I really apologize for being tall. Trust me, having legs this long in old theaters designed for tiny people really and truly sucks. I may be able to see,…

Collier, I am so sorry this happened to you. I'm a former opera singer, and this is absolutely disgusting. First of all, I'm annoyed as hell that they couldn't find a black soprano to sing Aida. While I support casting for the voice over looks, the Met hasn't done that in ages. There are black sopranos that can…

I've gotten that before, actually. "Excuse me, could you please scooch down in your chair so my wife can see? Thanks, dear." Ugh. Not nearly as bad, but yeah. People are entitled jerks.

Like so?

They called me and said they'd checked the equipment and everything was done correctly, and everything was clean. They hope I get better soon, and while they didn't find any problems, they'll be monitoring the store for a bit. So...I guess that's good?

You should see Tiptoes. It's up there with The Room for one of my favorite movies of all time. It's really hard to say what the best part is: her dreads, David Allen Grier's wig, Kate Beckinsale's improbable costumes, Matthew McCoughnahey's entire performance, Gary Oldman playing a dwarf version of Jeff Foxworthy,…

Best use of gifs of the week.

Mine, too!

My cats love to eat tape. They're drawn to it. They chew on it and play with it like it's the best toy that ever existed.

YES! It's absurd what we do to animals for convenience or "breed standards."

Nothing can ever top that swimming pool scene for me. I'd like to see these two try...

I wanted that weird Barbie so badly, and I never got it. Thanks, Mom.

Same! I thought it was so cool!

Noooooooo!

I don't hate myself for watching it, but it was awfully long. I liked it better than the book, because part of what killed me when reading it was the truly awful prose. What I hated, though, is that we never see Amy as the "cool girl." She's an ice queen the entire time, so the revelation that she's alive and…

I hated the book, but love David Fincher, too. Illegally streamed it with beer and a cat on my lap. Best plan.

THIS.

Which blows my mind, because as much love as I give to Hills, she is quite soft on the big banks. I want Lizzie Warren....

A Corey Feldman game....

Now I want an Amanda Bynes game.