I'm sorry. :(

I've heard from a bunch of guys I no longer hang out with that "Beyonce is so beautiful, you can almost forget she's black." Older guys say it about Diana Ross. It's gross. I bet Hucks and O'Reilly are some of those guys.

My husband, too. He didn't use the term because he thought only women could be feminists. Also, he thought he shouldn't voice his opinion on feminist issues b/c he thought men shouldn't voice opinions on women's issues. Now he calls feminists "people," and antifeminists "idiots."

Jonathan, is that you?

Yes, and it's devastating.

This is awesome. I love it so much. The paper's response is perfection.

Thanks, phone, for correcting "asshole" to "as hole." Sigh...

FUCK THIS SHIT.

Pretty sure he believes "the Lord will provide." As whole.

I loved him as the Huntsman on Once Upon a Time. It's absurd they shaved him for 50 Shades.

That's awesome! I sang with him a few times when I was in high school, and he was one of the most laid-back yet exciting (and talented) people I've ever met. I bet he was a blast to work for!

Ego is a code word for penis. Always stroke his ego.

and hey, Skype!

Forget the sneakers and the hoverboard. I just wanted the automatically fitting/drying clothes.

He got old and died. :(

I'm guessing they were probably Great Pyrenees puppies. They're already white, so it'd be easier. That or, like the Chinese Chow lion, it's a hoax story.

Wouldn't it be way easier to use a Great Pyrenees puppy?

I just sadly ate a clementine.

That was awesome of your parents. I was about the same age when Jim Henson died. My mom used it as a fear tactic. "You're scared to go to the doctor? So was Jim Henson! Do you want to die because you didn't go to the doctor, just like Jim Henson?" Talk about traumatizing.

Could you trade out I Spy for See No Evil, Hear No Evil?