Unf, I've wanted him for Bond for ages. He's delicious and so suave.

This year has been really tough to be a Bears fan. It doesn't help that I'm now in Steeler town, but it sucks to be openly mocked for wearing my jersey on game days.

Let's make the cut-off Sister Act 2. We'll still have Jumpin Jack Flash, but we can pretend that Eddie and Theodore Rex never happened. Plus, of course, all of this nonsense.

Whaaaaat the fuck

As an Oberlin grad, it was always fun when Michelle Malkin would come back to speak. Or at least, attempt to speak over the boo-ing.

Oh, fuck you, dickbag. (Brattin, not you Anna, of course!)

I think I must be a bad PK (Preacher's Kid), but I didn't even notice that it was crucifix shaped. It just looks like a dick to me.

I loved when South Park took him on. That Easter special is still one of my favorite episodes of all time.

I expected Whoopi to act like an asshole about this, but I wouldn't have dreamed she would have acted like a mess to Ms. Johnson's face. GTFO, Whoops. Some of you friends have raped people (Cosby, Polanski). Some of your friends are racist (Gibson). Your perspective on them is not the only one, and clearly not the…

At least we got creepy David Thewlis out of it? And Gary Oldman is fantastic.

It's so weird to me to read these and realize that the Potters were like 19 when they had Harry.

Same! History of Magic could be a blast! I'd probably be best at Care of Magical Creatures, although I would love to kick butt at Charms.

Good for the Carry that Weight campaigners. Columbia's response has been tone-deaf through this entire thing.

Well, that's concerning.

That made me laugh way more than it deserved to.

Yaaay Luna! J.K. Rowling must be so happy.

Was it dumbass Don Lemon?

I remember her. She was tacky, obnoxious, and far from the best model there. If I recall correctly, she also announced on facebook or twitter that she was the winner before it aired. I thought that was why they had to reshoot it. They wanted it to be a surprise and disqualified her.

I've given up on Whoopi ever since her "rape rape" comment. I'm sure she'll say that since Ms. Johnson wasn't actually raped, she was probably just tired and mistaken about her coffee. Ugh.

This is infuriating. Even if they want to use the old HIV/AIDS excuse from the 80s, they screen all blood for HIV/AIDS anyway! There is literally no point to this ban! Plenty of gay men I know donate "illegally" anyway. It's just absurd.