Wait...are you suggesting that before this the Eagles were the last team worth rooting for? I’m an Eagles fan and even I don’t buy that.

ICE weren’t running around doing the shit they’ve been doing lately under Obama. Their current agenda is based solely upon who’s currently in charge.

The only thing I trust from 538 is the poll aggregator as the butt-thermometer of America.

“What if one of the people who was assaulted by R Kelly becomes an offender? We gonna crucify them too?”

Donnie Darko is a very pretty lake that isn't as deep as it looks. Garden State is the scum that accumulates on that lake when its pH is thrown off.

It’s not a random site. It’s a well-known and long standing site to receive notifications if your email address is exposed in a known data breach. Great resource!

^^^ This!

That’s not the case at all. It simply reports if your email address has been found in any of the breaches, and tells you which breaches and whether you have passwords associated with those breaches online.

Um no, a business person is answerable to many individuals all of whom would have concern if they acted in a way that damages the business. Also since when did this Gordon Gekko profits before everything normalize to the point that armchair watchers at home started just saying “Well he/she didn’t do anything illegal…

‘And if you didn’t, that didn’t happen.”

I feel like every time Giuliani speaks, Mueller has to fill out paperwork for an extra month. 

Sweet baby Jesus - these women are BLESSED.

I hear this Mysterio will also have a dagger that can turn back the Sands of Time. The twist is that he is also just a torso reliving the last eight minutes of someone else’s life before they get crushed by a falling jet engine.

to be fair:

This needs its own thread:

So Weird City is what happens if Ted leaves Veridian Dynamics and they are allowed to do whatever they want with the world . . .

So it’s the movie version of this:

Here’s hoping that it clears up.

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition?