Liz Cheney is a genuinely and literally terrible human being, like, the real-deal.

God, Liz, he’s never gonna accept you, QUIT TRYING.

If only The Orange One was actually Simon Pegg. That would be great.

No way donald trump offers 60 portions to a girl though.

Bargon wan che copa, Schumer!

Construction porn, obv.  Aka contractor porn.  Aka “having a sub fetish.”

This cosplay is fuckin’ awful.

Don’t watch the poison man. Read a book, go to a movie, take a walk, look at the stars, touch a tree, make love. Do absolutely anything else.

Well, since you asked...

Tomato gets promoted and longtime commenters languish in the grey. Truly there is no justice.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

“And we’re rolling. Rolling. Rolling down the river.”

This woman is courageous beyond anything I could be.

How is it that so many politicians make it all the way to Washington but cannot read out loud from a piece of paper.

Your wife should be in charge of all the things then, BECAUSE GRITTY!

My wife is a flyers fan.  She actually likes that thing.

This is on constant rotation on my “holy shit, I need a good cry right now” playlist.

But can it top this:

How I learned to stop worrying and get Zip recruiter.