Margaret Qualley! I’ll forever love her for this:

Liz Cheney is a genuinely and literally terrible human being, like, the real-deal.

God, Liz, he’s never gonna accept you, QUIT TRYING.

If only The Orange One was actually Simon Pegg. That would be great.

No way donald trump offers 60 portions to a girl though.

Bargon wan che copa, Schumer!

Construction porn, obv.  Aka contractor porn.  Aka “having a sub fetish.”

This cosplay is fuckin’ awful.

Don’t watch the poison man. Read a book, go to a movie, take a walk, look at the stars, touch a tree, make love. Do absolutely anything else.

More cat footage plz

It’ll appear to perform better if they measure not by number of eyeballs, but surface area of eyeballs.

Well, since you asked...

Tomato gets promoted and longtime commenters languish in the grey. Truly there is no justice.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

OK, I’m old: I’m mildly annoyed that this didn’t tie in at all to Metebelis 3. I was kind of hoping for something, though I may have missed a passing line of dialogue.

“Radioactive Spider-Gwen, when she stays behind to let her fellow heroes make an explosive escape (although have no fear, she’s alive and well by the end of the issue, just cut off on another Earth in the multiverse).”

Arrakis. Dune. Desert planet. 

“And we’re rolling. Rolling. Rolling down the river.”

Yep, the argument “if there was a market for games/moves/tv-shows starring women, the market would have done them” has always been wrong.