How. The. Fuck?

Don’t worry, as soon as that happens the GOP will launch a dozen new investigations into Hillary’s e-mails and Benghazi.

So this reference is not lost on anyone....

i kept waiting for the /s and it never came

“If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Michael Cohen!”

If anyone is looking for a good president, I would strongly suggest that you don’t retain the services of Donald Trump!

I can’t even imagine the inner turmoil of working for a place whose readership is one step away from actively hating everything you stand for, and I just wanted to say: I appreciate the work you do here. Aside from a few shining bright spots like Arnheim, this comments section is one of the least tolerant places on…

Look, if you want to say something in these comments all I ask is that you be respectful to one another. Disagree on whatever points you want but please treat each other decently.  (Assholes and transphobes get banned.)

I prefer pugs who can’t run.

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

This should be an article.  Wonder about the odds of getting whoever runs that twitter account into an interview?

Sad that we won’t be able to see the F35s fly over since they’re invisible.

Nicki Minaj worked with Nas on this album, right? Nas, as in the man who assaulted Kelis?

They support Democratic Socialism which is based on the principles of a democracy. Like FDR and Teddy Roosevelt. Democratic Socialism is using a little money from everyone to provide services for everyone. This country already has many social constructs paid for with our tax dollars - the military, highways and…

If there were an incriminating email, he’d print it out and shred it.

Maxis is dead. Long live Paradox.

I’ve been arguing this for years. One of the reasons they lose is because people like her sit around trashing other Dems for not being far enough left. People who aren’t all that politically involved hear that and, rather than go out and vote for the sane candidate, they sit at home and let right-wingers win because…

Directors really like doing super close up shots of Emma Stone’s face.... Birdman, LaLa Land, now this... we get it, guys, her features are ... big. And shooting them up close makes them... bigger. 

Might as well call it a day and go back to bed. I guarantee it’s all down hill from here.