angrycvilleian
AngryCvilleian
angrycvilleian

Doubtful

Crazy idea here, Chris, but hear me out: Maybe don’t say things that give an atom’s worth of credibility to a twatrocket with a certified history of fabricating the most ridiculous nonsense for the purpose of nothing more than 15 minutes in the spotlight and fueling conspiracy nuts, and then maybe people wouldn’t

They’re really just glorified commercials, hoping to either convince consumers to go see the next Star Wars movie

As much as I don’t want the suffering, unpaid work, and safety risk that comes with a shutdown this long, it is becoming more obvious with each passing day that there is, in the long game, absolutely no reason to “make a deal” with this asshole.

For being 10 years old, Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix really holds up.

Fair point!

Eh, he’s not quite Jabba status (he certainly doesn’t run his operations as well as a Hutt would), I was thinking more like Unkar Plutt

touch a tree, make love

Work in US politics seems to really age some people (even more so when you are spewing nothing but straight lies), but holy smokes.

Found the next header image

Yes, seriously, and he’s the best.

What kind of fucking hot take is this?

Your wife is right.

Hearts of Iron IV is more up his alley probably, but I doubt he could get his brain around the UI

Nothing will ever top that moment.

Yeah, I mean, he’s dumb as fuck. But I’ve never seen that amount of spine snapping whiplash of a contradiction consolidated into one tweet. 

“plea to non-crimes”

Oh, this is getting bought as soon as I get home. This is all the weirdness I live for in video games.

Why have I never seen this? Oh my god, I needed this so much today

She is the Loki of this administration: As long as you understand that she can never be trusted and whose only real goal is self advancement, her help isn’t an bad thing; Doesn’t make her a part of the team, but I won’t turn down her stabbing a common enemy in the back.