“It’s gotta be hard to stay in Wonder Woman shape after 40.”

One, that’s a shitty thing to say, child.
Two, with Hollywood dieticians and personal trainers, it really isn’t.

I think The Flash movie taught us that Batman should always be on screen, and when he’s not, everybody should be wondering where Batman is.

Just remember that the Donner/Reeve Superman was not a Warner Bros. production. The Salkinds licensed the property directly from DC (still “National Publications” in the ‘70s) and financed it with their own money.Warner Bros. only distributed the movie in North America. The execs didn’t care that Superman was owned by…

You’re right, it felt like 8 hours of sepia tone.

(Warning - heavy spoilers throughout)

Yes, one scenario involved consent and the other didn’t. Glad we could clear this up for you.

Hot take: I’ve always hated the “No, you move” speech. (here’s the speech for reference)

Oh, FFS it was an obvious call-back to the classic line in the movie. Period.

When will people understand that not all depression is situational depression?

Titanic is a phenomenal TECHNICAL film, but the writing is awful and the story is tedious (and defamatory).

Hot or not, it’s the truth. Remove the special effects and you have a giant pile of tired garbage (which is true of all Cameron’s other recent work as well). The boat sinking is the only part that works, which makes me wonder what we needed that first 90 minutes for. Was I supposed to care about the incredibly…

You spent most of your missive saying why the picture was really a bad thing and barely anything on the ACTUAL crime here. You’re exactly the person OP was talking about.

Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

Oh. Okay. Just leave it as “town,” I guess.

Or just maybe someone is typing out a fantasy before hitting “send” on their order of kitty litter and ramen. Not everything is a nefarious plot. 

This whole thing is embarrassing. It being a black sorority doesn’t make it any less pathetic. I’ve always thought that “Greek life” is dumb, not the idea itself but the way people think that joining what amounts to a social club that you actually pay for once you are selected (right?), should be important to anyone…

Chapelle seems to be playing the Jerry Seinfeld card. Jerry said he couldn’t do college shows a few years back. What Jerry failed to realize, is those college kids’ parents found him funny. Of course he wasn’t going to do college shows, ever. He plays charity and award shows for millionaires (at least). Chapelle is…

I hate learning how stupid so many celebrities are.

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

To be fair...Janet’s not lighting up the airwaves these days either.

I think Sexy Crash and Racist Crash should be canon now.