Brian Wilson would like a word. 

Maybe the nominating committee thought Lumbly and Cheadle were the same guy

who sold DC Comics to DJ Khaled?

What is this “extra bacon” you speak of? There is _never_ any extra bacon. No matter how much you cook.

Dude seems to be conflating canceling people with cancelling tv shows which is making this rambling sound really confused. Maybe he should lay off the weed before tweeting next time.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

“like why the U.S. government happily handed the shield over to a white guy rather than the Black man who deserved it”

I’m Gen X so I don’t really care. Come for the music, stay for the apathy. 

Well, if that is the hill you wanna die on, but I gotta tell you that we meet people with that level of denial every day. File it under reality being too unrealistic for fiction.

Although low tech, they do have digital evidence in the case.

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

the guy killed the thing and it was tested for rabies, presumably by animal control...in the south. pretty sure they’re better at identifying the animal in their custody than you are.

What would make someone want to do this, I wonder? Just a powerful, fuck it, I’ve always wanted to try it urge? Maybe they really, really had to pee? A grim and steadfast refusal to let some stupid bridge tell you what to do? Just being from Florida?

I don’t know. I just can’t with Steve Harvey.

He looks like he’s both a sailor and a ballet dancer and terrible at both

honestly though, I dont think being a star in this franchise would have helped his career with either cut.

It’s been a long year, so you’re likely trolling out of sheer boredom, but I’m bored too, so...by “relative,” you mean Meghan’s mother, as opposed to Rachel Dolezal’s two white parents?

So Letterman did to her what she did to people on her tv show and she’s whining about it? The only difference I see here is that she was a bored, entitled heiress when Letterman was allegedly being a dick to her, and when she was being a dick to people, her victims seemed like just regular folks. I never understood…

“We’ve got to protect our phony-baloney jobs, gentlemen!”

Every bit as fun as the asshats who insist on arguing the door would have supported them both